/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54925023
then it's time to move to Japan and get a waifu. sadly I'm banned from Japan because I have a DUI.

the crypto meme ends soon and /biz/ will become a bastion of intellectual discussion on stocks, bonds, macro economics, and the agricultural futures markets.

I'm in college and don't have a job. Would it make sense to invest 50 bucks on crypto or is it too little?

>>50727184
baste
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>>50690697
Something that we can all get behind

>>50166699
checked, a rare quality baggie post

>>49759199
I'm assuming that's some obscure porn star. Stop watching porn, doofus. You've fallen to the level of cretin.

Holding a poorfag 600k stack, feeling extremely comfy

>>27310508
I hate women.
>pic related, it's me

GENTLEMEN
A TOAST!

Just woke up, why did we pump?

>>25325430
Same. I'll buy later, when it's cheaper.

I only hold 20 xrp (just in case) but I hope the flippening ends up happening just to see the reactions. Good luck lads.

Currently coding the perfect /biz/ bot

while (money > 0)
{

if (current_price >= ath_price)
{
buy();
}
else
{
sell();
}
}

while(true)
{
postPinkWojaks();
}

ALL IN XRP

>be on /biz/ since 2017
>still haven't purchased a single LINK
>closest I ever came to buying LINK was late December 2018

>>20782040
Based
do you ever regret not going for full AMPL?

Guys...did moot actually make it in the end?

>Product Manager at Google, 300k+
>Lives in Tokyo
>Escaped from this hell hole

>>20449035
>>20449134
>>20449227
Thanks folks

>>20449072
Nice

what should I buy on Amazon today?

>>20401236
Absolutely devilish!

>>20236254
thanks anon, appreciate it

What boards did anons call home before making it to /biz/?

Used to main /g/ before /biz/ was created as a crypto containment board because Doge was shitting up /g/ in 2013

>>20199735
>Hey guys, time for the daily stand up!
*snorts latte*
>We're really behind on the latest spring so we've bought everyone bean bag chairs and hired a personal barista!
>Now whenever you fail a code review, everyone in the office gets a shot at you with the new nerf guns!
>Hahahaha, I love having fun here. You wouldn't get this kind of ~company culture~ at one of those fancy corporate jobs, would ya!
>Now, onto the brass tacks.
>Turns out [hipster meme framework] is now deprecated so we need to move on to [latest hipster meme framework]
>I know you wanted to see your wife's son before his clarinet recital, Mike, but I'm afraid you're gonna need to work overtime for the next 4 months
>But don't worry, this will all blow over after our fourth round of funding though