/biz/ - Business & Finance

KO is washing away my sadness in a sea of sweet fizzy goodness. Where my cola boys at with price action predictions? These calls are vv comfy right now.

Remember anons... Staying hydrated is important. Health professionals recommend 16 oz of water a day. If you're thirsty during the trading day how can you expect maximum gains?

This is just a friendly reminder to make sure you guys drink enough water during the day. A good trader never lets himself get dehydrated.

High finance is synonymous to Judaism.

I just wanted to let everyone know I am still a retard and my positions all still suck.

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>>16728834
He obviously wants to stay. Give him a Coke and some of your Mac and Cheese.

>>16686865
Right here big guy.

^ this faggotry aside, the market is open tomorrow so what are your plays for thursday morning? Im gonna be monitoring my VALE and CLF calls. Both had a good move on the half day and christmas morning is treating me alright as well. Hope everybody is having a good day. Feliz Navidad mothafuckas.

>>16629154
Titties and Ass.

Just made a cool million dollars.

Just bought myself a lambo. We're all gonna make it brahs.

>>16598385
It wasn't too bad actually, went down pretty smooth. And honestly this is just my gambling portfolio but holy fuck am I bad. I nickle and dime the fucker slowly up and then end up back where I started due to pure stupidity. One of these days I should be able to harness the autism and use it to my advantage. Believe it or not I've actually started to do better after socializing with you degenerates so I say thanks for that...

>>16592448
>When I see something like that, it makes me think about STOCKS
>I love STOCKS

This guy is gonna make it.

Time to shine motherfuckers. I hope everyone is ready for this money.

>>16482993
You win some you lose some, but the longer you play the better you get. It's better than not playing at all and losing automatically.

I may have made my first non-retarded trade anons. CLF is shooting up.

Status Update: I'm still a retarded piece of human garbage and my positions all still suck.

My trading is bad, my positions all suck, and I'm a retarded sack of human garbage.

You already made it. Just fucking blow it all.

>>16345408
You have my gratitude based advice anon.
You gave me in 1 paragraph what I would have been researching on Investopedia for fucking hours.