/biz/ - Business & Finance

I just watched the most awful ad for a trading platform ever, It's not this exactly but by the same company https://youtu.be/7PhdNll42Gk

If you could come up with an ad what would it be.
I'd go with people out on a date and the girl ask "so what do you do for a living" and the guy just goes "uh" and we get a montage of him just doing the dumbest most time-wasting things possible while periodically checking on his massive balance, sometimes being up and other times also being down a lot. Finally, we come back to the date and he just says bird watching or something. And then they split the bill.

>>14929186
So I should just accept the job and resign if I got a better offer?

Now that the dream is over, can we have a job thread?

What does /biz/ work as?
What does/did /biz/ study?
Do you like your job?

I'm thinking of applying as a produce/grocery engineer at Costco.

>>7251773
>>7251879
Agreed, working experience triumphs over "degrees"

Am I going to make it bros?
Thinking of studying construction management.

How to work the McDonalds fryer:

I don't know about your store, but mines has two fry vats. Each vat has space for two baskets, so that's a total of four spaces. When you put the first basket in, you put it in the left side of the leftmost vat. If you have to put in a second one while the first one is not up yet, you put it in the left side of the vat that's to the right of the previous one. For the third basket, put it in the right side in the leftmost vat. The fourth one goes on the right side of the next vat. As you can see, you are supposed to avoid putting them next to each other. but when you do, make sure there's at least 30 secs in between.

Whenever you put down a basket, press the timer button. They are the buttons labeled 1 and 2, with 1 being for the left side and 2 being for the right side. When the timer beeps, you'll see the words PULL appear. It'll appear on the left side of the LED small panel indicating that the left side's fries are ready to be pulled up, or on the right side indicating the right side is ready. Just press the corresponding timer to get it to stop.

Tips:

You should always have 3 smalls, 3 mediums, and 1 large ready at all times. Act like as if every customer/car will take 2 smalls and 2 mediums. That way most of the time you won't have to worry about running out. Of course make sure you don't have too much extra. But some managers may get really nitpicky about you making too much/too little. It's possible that one day a manager will complain that you are making too little, but then the next day a different one will warn you about making too much.

If the fries have been sitting there for over 5 mins, make news ones and throw the old ones away.

Fries are every easy, but can get exhausting after 2 straight hours due to the pace and the heat.

What does /biz/ work as?
How does she afford all her cryptocurrencies?
What did you study?
How did you choose what you wanted to study?

How does /biz/ get all her money to buy cryptocurrencies!
What does /biz/ work as?
What did or does /biz/ study?

>>6898913

I live with my employer, thinking of getting a second job.

How does /biz/ have money for her cryptocurrencies?
Without dividends, I can't reinvest anything...

What does/did /biz/ study and what does she work as?

Resume critique thread?

How does /biz/ get her money to buy cryptocurrencies?

Mom won't give me a salary anymore and I just sold my coins at loss during the last crash...

Now that the crypto bubble has popped, let's have a job / career thread!

What did /biz/ study?
What job did or do you have?
Resume critique thread?

How to work the McDonalds fryer:

I don't know about your store, but mines has two fry vats. Each vat has space for two baskets, so that's a total of four spaces. When you put the first basket in, you put it in the left side of the leftmost vat. If you have to put in a second one while the first one is not up yet, you put it in the left side of the vat that's to the right of the previous one. For the third basket, put it in the right side in the leftmost vat. The fourth one goes on the right side of the next vat. As you can see, you are supposed to avoid putting them next to each other. but when you do, make sure there's at least 30 secs in between.

Whenever you put down a basket, press the timer button. They are the buttons labeled 1 and 2, with 1 being for the left side and 2 being for the right side. When the timer beeps, you'll see the words PULL appear. It'll appear on the left side of the LED small panel indicating that the left side's fries are ready to be pulled up, or on the right side indicating the right side is ready. Just press the corresponding timer to get it to stop.

Tips:

You should always have 3 smalls, 3 mediums, and 1 large ready at all times. Act like as if every customer/car will take 2 smalls and 2 mediums. That way most of the time you won't have to worry about running out. Of course make sure you don't have too much extra. But some managers may get really nitpicky about you making too much/too little. It's possible that one day a manager will complain that you are making too little, but then the next day a different one will warn you about making too much.

If the fries have been sitting there for over 5 mins, make news ones and throw the old ones away.

Fries are every easy, but can get exhausting after 2 straight hours due to the pace and the heat.

Held my Ethers from $765 to $1020
Sold all my holdings
Find a job instead of dreaming about fantasies

Now that cryptocurrencies are dead, let's have a jobs thread.

What did you major in and what are you working as?
Resume critique thread?

Crypto was just a dream, a fantasy.
None of us were going to get rich, it was just nice imagining and pretending that we were going to "make it" but instead, we have to live lives of mediocrity.

Now that crypto is dead, how about a resume critique thread?

I think it's time to get a job...
I don't have a degree, what job can I get?

Now that the crypto bubble has popped, let's have a resume critique thread.