/biz/ - Business & Finance

anyone else love holding a big fat stack of crypto and just beating their cock to the green candle??

>>27341640
pump = increase value of coin
dump = sell your coins and watch the value drop

FUD niggers ITT are trying to scare you into selling your coins if you have any to lower the overall value of the coin so they can buy more once the value pumps again. They will then dump it at profit instead of holding the coins for even more value.
>>27341970
Hard to tell if the value is gonna dump now, it looks pretty stable around 3-4 cent. Wait and see if it drops a bit more, then buy before the big pump at wednesday/thursday

USE BINANCE TO BUY YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS
BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

>DAILY REMINDER TO HOLD THE FUCKING LINE, WE'RE NOT SETTING FOR ANYTHING BUT THE MOON
DAILY REMINDER TO HOLD THE FUCKING LINE, WE'RE NOT SETTING FOR ANYTHING BUT THE MOON
>DAILY REMINDER TO HOLD THE FUCKING LINE, WE'RE NOT SETTING FOR ANYTHING BUT THE MOON
DAILY REMINDER TO HOLD THE FUCKING LINE, WE'RE NOT SETTING FOR ANYTHING BUT THE MOON
>DAILY REMINDER TO HOLD THE FUCKING LINE, WE'RE NOT SETTING FOR ANYTHING BUT THE MOON
DAILY REMINDER TO HOLD THE FUCKING LINE, WE'RE NOT SETTING FOR ANYTHING BUT THE MOON
>DAILY REMINDER TO HOLD THE FUCKING LINE, WE'RE NOT SETTING FOR ANYTHING BUT THE MOON
DAILY REMINDER TO HOLD THE FUCKING LINE, WE'RE NOT SETTING FOR ANYTHING BUT THE MOON

>>26926045
ME
WE'RE GONNA BE FILTHY FUCKING RICH, I JUST KNOW IT

Just had an argument with a Theta-gang faggot who argued he could make massive returns permanently for life by buying stocks and selling covered call options on them. Here is his argument

>I can buy a stock and sell covered calls slightly OTM, doing this yields me about 20-40% returns yearly, and that's being conservative. Assuming the stock steadly goes up enough to be ITM or just doesn't drop enough to offset the option premium, you can even make 70%.
>I say "yeah but that's bullshit because if you sell a call then you have to buy a put? Does that make sense? Get what I'm saying
>He says "why?"
>I say "because you have to"
>He says "why?"
>I say "because you have to"
>He says "why?"
>I say "because you have to"
>He says "why?"
>I say "because you have to"
>He says "why?"
>I say "because you have to"
>He says "why?"
>I say "because you have to"
>He says "why?"
>I say "because you have to"
>He says "why?"

Theta-gang faggots are faggots

AND FUCK MY THERAPIST JANET
IM
A
FUCKING
SCHIZO
IM
NO
SELLING

>>24982332
>linear
first support is 20k
oh shit support is around 14k currently

>Be 18 KHHV
>Made 140K off crypto
>Ask all the hot girls if they'll fuck me and when they say no offer them 1K right on the spot like in Wardogs
>Thought I'd get laid
>GET ARRESTED
>Snapchat conversations are being used in court against me
FML I may literally get a criminal record at 18.

>>24015092
DONT SAY THAT

the yfv shilling campaign on biz has gotten out of control there are so many pajeets on here shilling something that has just gone from 80 to 15 dollars with no sign of stopping what can be done about these scamming retards scamming poor people for nothiing

>>22248755

>>22248981
I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>22222788
Read my lips.

IM NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>18650106
>>18658498
INFJ here. I feel everything. I FEEL YOU ALL. Feels good knowing Hitler was one. 20k link holder. Take my data glowies. (I hope you have a wonderful day.)

>>14877748
I AM GONNA FUCKING HOLD SO FUCKING HARD

>>14832690
I'm still in positive since I bought under 1USD but I need 1k EOY to make it I've invested too much mentally and if it doesn't happend I'm gonna kill myself.

>>14452615
>>14453017
>>14453071
>>14453398
>>14453786
>>14454174
I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRHgUS_49Q&feature=youtu.be&t=5m28s