/biz/ - Business & Finance

Just want to hold onto my Link, Kaspa, AVI, KNS, and APU bags this cycle.

Once I have enough I want to take 5% to 7% of profits off my portfolio to fund a 4-year vacation to Argentina. Hopefully staying enough for the next halving event and I can finally make it make it.

I currently have 166k in crypto because of the market dump but I know that will change soon.

I'm gonna buy some LINK

>>58145190
Eventually the shares will either be sold, or depending on his long term plans, be collateralized against in the form of a loan. He can't do that for 6 months, but he might try to get around it with family and close people on the company's board.

I doubt anything happens tomorrow or this week in terms of rugging. There's still so much more price action to runup.

>>57724079
Because it's true

okay now do Jan 1, 2018 I feel like you like 3 year ranges

>buy under 6.66
>sell over 7.77

>>54397270
Crypto has trained millennials and zoomers to scoff at the levels of volatility that the hedgies can inflict on Wall Street without going to federal prison. This is most evident through GameStop, but the "contagion" is now retail's entire presence, like financial Zerg creep. Old money are pussies. Go back to your held to maturity government bonds and prune juice, grandpas.

>>54394291
Here's peak Reddit wall-of-text baggie cope for starters >>54393906

.67 cents.... KEK. I remember trying to get solid info after the February runup and everyone called me a meet, both here and on Reddit. I dumped shortly after. Now look at you, your smug asses deserve to lose it all.

Oh, and by the way, bankruptcy is still not off the table, according to THE COMPANY ITSELF.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bed-bath-beyond-announces-300-143709281.html

>>54214091
I thought I was the only one.

I've made fun of some of the baggie keeners here and on GME but I'm loading up for real now. Please wait until Monday to run. This could be life changing money.

> NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
> NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

>michael says to SHORT LINK
>pumps
every. single. time.

Not buying flare.

Originally I was going to let them move out and take their whole deposit.
But the tenant just took it a upon themselves to prorate their rent for the month because they are moving out early.
What are your most creative bullshit reasons you can think of to take their whole deposit away.

>>53591123
>20k LINK
>$100k value in csgo cases
>$30k in stickers and skins
>$200 in tf2 skins
enjoy trading your illiquid shit

and I sit and make orders of 1000000 lots on the buy and sell side

sometimes I get hit, sometimes not. then I sell for 10% and leave it for weeks

it's such an intoxicating whale feeling, better than sex or drugs

>>53453475
I took an enormous dumpalump on your roof just now.

>>53321874
The only way the economy survives a cascading omni-squeeze is to reform the markets in /biz/'s image. Forget all this incremental T+nigger reform, scrap the entire stock market and reissue it all as NFTs with fractional ownership on a public blockchain, with options reimplemented as higher order smart contracts operating on those NFTs (read: no naked options or lying about margin levels). This would put most of the Wall Street (((financiers))) out of business forever since the inefficiencies they prey on would simply cease to exist, but they'd be stuck on Mister Bones' Wild Ride forever ANYWAYS if everyone who got shorted squeezed as a matter of course.

>>53276787
I started with $150 a year ago. Saw through the hype, shorted strategically and invested in some bear market performers. I'm at around $7,000 right now, and I bet by the end of the year it'll be around $100k if I keep doing well.
It takes a lot of work, and research. You WILL get your hands burnt playing with the futures market, so either accept that and play small till you get it or don't bother at all.
But with a lot of learning, and admittedly some luck, yes you can get rich.

>>53245550
kek

>>53245498
whatever is trending on jav.guru and turns me on kek

>>53245609
Boomers are mad they had to commute for 2-3 hours daily while taking 2 hours at work to chit-chat just to feel like they accomplished something

In the same time, I don't owe society anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzrYgDnewSI

He was just a rookie broker and he surely shook with fright,
He checked off his positions and made sure his spread was tight;
He had to sit and listen to those awful ape-men roar,
You ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

"Is everybody happy?" cried the VP looking up,
Our hero feebly answered, "yes" and then they stood him up;
He booted up his terminal, his credit line unhooked,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock,
He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop,
The cash from his reserves spilled out, and wrapped around his legs,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

Redditors swung around his neck, and 4chan cracked his dome,
Algo shorts were tied in knots around his skinny bones;
The balance sheet became his shroud; he hurtled to the ground.
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,
He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind;
He thought about the SEC, and wondered what they'd find,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

>>52689334
Ewww. Imagine sitting in a car for 4 hours a day to cross san isidro. Tj isn't even good for hoes, they are overpriced and spoiled. It's a shit hole. All the negatives of being in Mexico without any of the positives. San Diego is not better btw.

>>52469157
>It’s legitimately the best nft platform in the world
And video games and game assets are the best NFT type in the world. It's a natural fit. If Nintendo uses LoopRing or ImmutableX for Pokemon NFTs it's going to be a money printer. I will never ever sell my CS shares if that happens before MOASS, I'll just soak up cash/NFT/Ethereum divvies forever.