/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52892542
and all these bears, I don't understand
it's just my job, seven days a week
a snailpostin' buuuuuuuuuuuuul
a bitcoin bull

Oldfags, I summon thee. I know you still lurk here. Reveal yourselves and tell me the strategy to make it. I beg you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1X6qQt9ONg

>watches bitcoin hit 1 cent in 2011 and only buys 6 coins
What if you are that guy right now? imagine the regret he has to deal with?

>>25485894
even if jelqing works, the idea of torturing my dick for an hour+ every day because I want to impress a woman seems like the final frontier of cuckery

>>24789784
keep you filthy lib hands off my cigarettes

>>24248625
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>>24248749
selling drugs is basically like being in an MLM (like Herbalife or doTerra) -- you sell to your friends and make small, shitty commissions that will never make you rich.

e.g. you buy a half ounce of weed for $120, you sell it to your friend for $140, you made $20, and your friend won't be back to buy more weed for another two weeks. Even if you have 20 such friends, you're only making $800 per month, and each of those friends who buys from you will be expecting to hang out and smoke when they come over to buy, so you end up losing all of your free time to make a measly $800 per month. Also, people will call you to buy weed at 3 AM, or while you're on a date with your gf, or while you're visiting your parents, etc. etc.

Simply put, the paltry amount of money you can make selling drugs is not at all worth the lifestyle.

>>21979302
>it's just my job, five days a week
9 hours per day x 5 days a week = 45 hours per week

I wage because if I don't I'll eventually be homeless

>>20918836
wallstreetbets ripped off /biz/
>"tendies" came from this board
>calling investors autistic came from this board
>"haha money printer go brrr" is derivative of stone age boomer memes that came from this board

I just named three memes that r/wsb ripped off from /biz/ -- can you name ONE that /biz/ ripped off from r/wsb?

>>19229340
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on what's going on?

>>16915865
Great movie but do you think that being a mustache twirling oil baron would make you happy?

Did plainview seem happy?

You fags want to know why Bitcoin succeeded but nearly every other coin is a failure? Bitcoin was the first of it's kind. People expected it to fail because they didn't understand it and would take every little gain they could because they had no idea what it's potential was. Now every alt coin that people expect to moon and is shilled doesn't have time to fundamentally grow over time like Bitcoin did. Every single time people were continuously saying "this is the end of Bitcoin". The negativity behind Bitcoin is actually what drives it upward because people keep expecting it to die. Keep in mind I'm talking about actual projects not premined pump and dump shit. This is why you should stop buying shitty "get rich quick coins" and stick with the coin that everytime has beaten expectations.

>>16009556
Great thread! Thanks for taking my post!

it’s rebounding faggot. I own zero link but I know it’s a winner. If I would have bought the early memes I’d be way better off than I am. My position is pretty much locked into dca mode (I won’t shill my bags). I wish I bought chainlink...it’s ruined this site...click below to see why that’s a good thing!

>>15655032
>sketchy bloke shills his sketchy coin while working with sketchy people and calls himself sketchtoshi
Hmm..

I have just over 1 btc, should I swap that into gold?

>>15050206
Yeah once they die all the houses will get cheap. Keep waiting.

>>13987080
Hey buy more if it sinks.

If you’re seriously into crypto you should be long on most blue chip coins. That means it goes on sale when it dips. If you don’t have money to buy more or patience then go buy amazon stock or something idk

What the fuck guys, it's reverse-pumping

>>13552678
I wish we could actually have real discussions on biz with topics like this...

Errrr I mean pee pee poo poo farts and sharts

>>13530946

Dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, I say if someone gives you a noose, use it!

>>13454904
I want every disease she has (except diabetes)

Bagless, I leave you with these words.

CSW is not your friend. Anyone who's been watching longer than 5 minutes knows this. Do not buy the BTCSV Propoganda. Hold only what you got from the fork.

At some point the housing market is going to take a major hit. It's a matter of when, not if.

>Boomers hitting retirement age but never bothered to save for retirement
>"My house is my retirement" meme
>Millennials unable to afford houses, therefor nobody to sell to once the boomers cash out on their meme retirement plan
>Robots and 3D printing will cheapen housing production as time goes on
>We are long overdue for another recession

Yes I'm aware that most of the value is in the land and not the house, typically. But at some point, something's gotta give. Lots of houses are going to start being liquidated within the next decade.

I look forward to when these selfish boomer fucks suddenly can't cash out on their retirement plans when housing finally crashes.

>>7266631
She's a whore who takes her tits out at bars. Not gf material, melvin.

>>7238783
This is objectively correct. Stop speaking like a little girl if you want to get pussy.