/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be myself
>wear the same clothes every day
>eat the same food every day
>drink the same things every day
>outside of work, barely ever leave my apartment
>use the same phrases and sayings repeatedly
>never had a gf, just use random sluts for pleasure then ghost em
>gamble excessively
What the fuck how do I fix my life? Even if I make it via crypto I'll be a loser forever unless something changes

Prove me wrong. Good luck
>I locked in muh btc at 17k on muh Trezor xDDD
>req burned some of MUH tokens :((((((((( why did I buy req
>taxes are due soon guys but keep on HODL so you only owe 20% instead of 40%. Make sure you pay though. Here's how. (link to irs form)
>guyz how do I into a gf ;) I think a grill at work likes me wut do
>I lost some money how do I kms? Jk Jk hodl the line and it will recovery xDDDDDD

Any other anons sick of these stupid as fuck "memes"
>hur dur I price locked muh btc on muh ledger at 17k xD
>request burned some of muh tokens he he hehe he
Fucking kill yourself if you've ever posted or even laughed at these retarded attempts at humor

friend just asked me for my etherdelta referral code kek
how do I reply?

Im starting to think this is literally no meme.
As soon as normies get into crypto, the look for the cheapest coin and buy, dreaming a 0.10USD coin could turn into a $100 by the end of the day.
Look at what happened to binance, it got overwhelmed with people, just for trx at 8 cents.
So, having this in mind, is it a good strategy, to just follow the money, and buy always the most cheap piece of shit you could find?
In that case, what would be a better pump coin? FUN or XVG?
Setting memes aside, i like much more the ideas behind FUN, but Verge is such a shitcoin that looks promissing for pump and dump, it looks like it is about to moon any second.

ok my br0's

im new to crypto, got my coinbase account all setup what fucking alt coins do i buy, hit me with your suggestions

wtf is wrong with you guys, a lot of you are acting like mindless normie cattle

>zero research
>no idea what youre doing
>jump on random memecoins when they get shilled on /biz/
>yell "moon" everytime they go up 5 sats
>panic-sell at every downturn
>post suicidal pepes because you bought high and sold low

seriously you retards
for a bunch of supposed autists who keep making fun of normies... its pretty pathetic how shitty a lot of you are doing

at least the normies stay away from this shit because they realize their out of their element

but a lot of you retards act like mindless cattle, completely ruled by their FEELINGS

are you autists or are you normie-scum?

this shit isnt rocket science

buy halfway solid coins
HODL
wait for a cpl of years

a fucking trained monkey could do it. so get your shit together... stop funding shit like (((bancor)))) and lets make some fucking money you faggots