/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28121551
>buy chainlink, tell everyone im going to be a millionaire by end of the year
>they all laugh at me, but we'll show em
>sir gay dumped another million this week, oh ok he upped it to 1.5million but thats just to meet the demand!
>check out the new chainlink X dick'n'ass partnership announcement!
>did they really JUST launched another pricefeed!?
>sergey is about to do another livestream with rumored new slides, better get some popcorn
>staking is just around the corner, cant wait to get all my important data on the blockchains
>sorry eth gas, your time is up. its OCR time next up
>maybe Elon will tweet about it, wont that be insane?!
>CHAINLINK WAS ON CNN! THEY SHOWED A SCREENSHOT OF THE TOP 10 AND IT WAS THERE RIGHT BEHIND DOGE!
>just got my new link swag so all the normies will see this drip
>i cant believe ari is going to work on link, he's like the voltaire of crypto
>keep this on the downlow but ive done extensive research and it turns out that sergey is satoshi
>have you even seen the google announcement thats been pinned on their twitter account for 2 years?
>ITS HAPPENING TONIGHT