/biz/ - Business & Finance

Guys, I need to come clean. Everyone needs to sell their Vechain now if they have any pride.

>Be me
>23, jobless NEET who lives with his parents
>No gf, basically an autistic retard with schizophrenia
>Occasionally my schizophrenia makes me see people, and I'll scream. Mom comes into the room when this happens and calms me down.
>One night, lying in my bed
>See a shadowy figure in the distance
>OFUCK.jpg
>Grab my lamp and throw it because I'm an autistic retard
>Lamp actually hits the figure
>FUCKFUCKFUCK
>Begin to freak out, start screaming and crying
>Mom doesn't come in
>TFW I hear a chinky laugh
>TFW Sunny walks up to me
>TFW Sunny killed my parents and raped me

Sunny will soon announce a partnership with my asshole. When this happens the price will tank. Pull out as soon as you can. Because Sunny didn't.