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and will lose you all of your money as the real bitcoin plunges to 0 since not even Craig or Calvin want to buy it.

Venezuelan here, I managed to accumulate 500 LINK. Will I make it?

>>12431249
Ok Sirs, here is the crypto Brown Tablet. CreJ JayJay is unironically SatoJ. There is a vishnu living on the blockchain. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger poos to poo in loo. Please sir do the needful.

>>12421299
No worry sirs, do the needful and withdraw rupee, then sell rupee on OTC market for Sanjay Vision

Submit sirs

Submit sirs

Sirs what is you all in priced for the bsv coin?
I want to buy at $20 is this possible?

Creh Sanjay is unironically satoj

>>12326551
Just talked to a boomer at length last night regarding the coming debt crisis. This is a guy I've talked to many times for the last several years and not once did he ever mention cryptocurrency without prompting, yet last night he talked about how "crypto will explode if the USD looses its status as a safe haven." Note that this guy holds no crypto because he is still scared about messing with something so "technical."
The crypto meme is gradually percolating into the boomer consciousness. Soon, anons. Soon.

>>12322999
I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

The poos must be unbounded. This begins in the new year.

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>>12307127
Stay salty sirs, vishnu bless you with poopoo salt

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2 hours left

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>>12287538

ब्लॉकचेन पर एक विष्णु है

>>12278167
Sirs there is a vishnu living on the Blockchain. Satoj is unironically the Creg Writght. He invent vishnu after stepping in poo in Mumbai in 2008

real satoj sir

>>12263297
Sir very good post. crag has control of Vishnu

do the needful andb uy more SV please

>>12263222
Based praise Vishnu

do the needful sir