/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57125114
Invest in Goose, he was the only redeeming part of that shit.

>>56732991
By becoming literally me.

All mumus have autism. 10k$ is literally in the code of the universe. Look around you - inflation + recession + increasing interest rates = no investers in crypto, halving or not. Also no FTX scammers to pump and manipulate the price. Choose to believe in reason and logic and not retardation.

>>56322557
I-I wouldn't know.

I've been thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate the birth of my first son and something special to us, but honestly I am so frequently disappointed by other people's tattoos it makes me not want to do it. I'm a grown man now so I feel like I missed the boat to be "young and stupid" and do things like this.

>>54195861
This. I started going to church. If nothing else, then just to meet new people. Every once in a while listening to the pastor, I feel something. It's nice. Praise Jesus.

>>54159211
If you've ever worked with the public you'd understand.
>"I ordered the large fries, but you served me a bunch of fucking little ones!"
>"My car won't start. Do you think someone hacked it?"
>"I can't be pregnant, I'm still breastfeeding."
>"Criminal history? Uh, me and my girlfriends used to jerk off the dogs at the shelter we volunteered at. Does that count?"
>"Yeah, he was deported to Ecuador, apparently he broke his parole by selling drugs. Anyway, I moving there next week and we're getting married."
>"I prefer only female chickens if that's available on the menu."
>"Hey, can you help me install YouTube on my computer?"
>"Serves those Iraqis right for what they did to us on 9/11."
All real things "the general public" have said to me.

>>53917355
I didn't get into crypto at all until June last year. Missing out on SHIB makes me feel even worse than missing out on Bitcoin. If I had put in just $2 in late 2020, I would have $55 million USD less than a year later. Sometimes I'll watch a Youtube video, see that it was uploaded in October or November 2020, and mentally kick myself over and over. I can barely even look at the date 2020 at all without associating it with SHIB and the fact that I missed out. The worst part is, I don't think we're ever going to see anything like this ever again. I hold different coins now but they're probably all garbage. Every day I wish I could just timetravel back to late 2020 and buy SHIB. My life would be completely different now.

>>51699237
Interlinked

>>50918886

>>49773103
https://youtu.be/OM9gSRXuUpE

>tfw only 10% of portfolio in SU

gold is down, again

>>30018530
>BSV better fucking moon
You're telling me, senpai.

>>29787115
I refuse to look because I know its really bad. I had a -9% and a -6% day so I just don't want to know. I'll be checking Monday morning when its time to sell more covered calls. I held firm, I didn't panic. I hopefully I will come out at the end of all this /comfy/ again.

>>29614229
I still regularly dream about my HS crush, it's been 8 years since I've last seen her
I never dreamt about my (ex)gf nor any of the other girls I've been with

>>28977872
>deadline
Nah senpai. It takes as long as it takes. Those fuckers will say anything in front of Congress and not get called out for it.

>>28056913
FATE
MOON
HERO
BBC

that's it
im selling all my bags for a loss
thanks for opening my eyes anons
if you're in on this shit dump your bags too.

>>26231457
/leanhogs/bros...

god i just need for this final semester
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>>25365034
and I've been struggling to accumulate just one, just kill me

I'm tired of holding chainlink

>>25045318
Not gonna lie, each time we have a multi month pullback like this my bags get even more heavy