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They're injecting in him massive doses of mayo, but the situation is critical

And i hold chainlink

We found a dead body in a quarantined McDonalds, and a note
"Sorry anons, i tried, i just tried. Get out, it's about to dump hard"

Their homo cult for a flanneled fat russian scammer worked.
Did you realize that?

I was navigating in the river when found a fat man floatin in the water an half hour ago, i stopped the boat and i went to help him, he was covered with crabs, mayo and sperm, he told me to come here and tell you that you won't make it, then he died.
I ran away, because i don't have a licence for my boat, but then i felt right to tell here what he said to me, even if it seems to be a non-sense.
What's it to make it? What were you going make?

He had that shirt, i don't know maybe you know him

I found a fat man lying on the road an half hour ago, i stopped the car and i went to help him, he was covered with mayo and sperm, he told me to come here and tell you that you won't make it, then he died.
I ran away, because i don't have a licence, but then i felt right to tell here what he said to me, even if it seems to be a non-sense.
What's it to make it? What were you going make?

He had that shirt, i don't know maybe you know him

I'm bringing in new customers

He was covered with sperm and mayo, we found several notes pointing to this board.
I'll share his shirt, maybe you know him

>>16793455
>I can't believe more than 1 person on the internet dislikes my ERC pajeetcoin!!!

Diagnosis: Paranoid schizophrenia.

>kek!
>meme magic!
>we're gonna maek it!
>the numbers repeat!!!
>omg a hexagon
>kek based kek based kek
>omg the numbers the numbers they're repeating again HUMMMMMMMMMMM
>GO AWAY MOM IM MEDITATING TO REPEATING NUMBERS
>THE REPEATING NUMBERS ARE MY MESSAGE FROM THE UNIVERSE

Imagine being this tranny tier mentally ill.

Success rate is 57%
How to raise it?

Naked, fat and covered with mayo.
Can i risk that somebody calls the police?

This thread will be the only thing you will remember of 2019

Is it possible to organize one?

>>16085746
If you buy chainlink you will start to have feeings again, homo feelings.

Do you think it's a profitable business?

is there some kind of grindr to meet other gay link holders?

I can't become gay
I find that fat flanneled russian disgusting
Is something wrong with me?
I'm gonna make it?

I thinked about some sort of ledger to phisically store chainlink.
The brilliant idea is that it's a dildo, and can be tucked in the ass and carried around.
The user can finally FEEL he's holding chainlink.
Where can i find Sergey Nazarov 1:1 penis model?

Just to say that i'm gay and i hold chainlink.
And i'm not the only one.

I wrote to lgbt communities to allow this

Or gay percentage depends on the amount of link owned?

What if i convince a friend to hold chainlink for me?
He's already gay