/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57670571
4chan pranks before
>Do the Bane meme in front of Shia Lebouf's camera

4chan pranks now
>Quadrillions in derivitives wiped out. All major banks, wallstreet, and financial institutions bankrupt. IRS and federal reserve disbanded.

>>53109666
>Ken's soul arrives in hell
>Market cap of 1 share
>44,051 demons are waiting there to take their rightfully purchased soul
>Turns out anon naked short sold Kenny's soul in return for wealth and prosperity
>Satan had to back his short position with other souls as collaterol or risk crashing the demonic bargain economy
>Hell fund managers recruit imps and lesser daemons to spread false info that Jenny is secretly jewish and therefore his soul is worthless
>Doesn't work. Demon's are based and redpilled because they post on 4Chernabog and don't fall for the typical tricks.
>Just before Ken died anon sold his entire short position to the another Hell fund to leave them holding the bag.
>DDTC (Demonic depository trust company) had no choice but to allow the trade to happen to prolong the amount of time they could maintain the short soul position.
>The entire Wailstreet ponzi scheme of hell is on the verge of collapse due to an enormous toxic naked short soul position because of anon