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I hold Chainlink and last year I decided to move out of state and live with my uncle who owns a small organic farm to save money while I hold for the inevitable singularity
One evening on the farm I stirred awake late at night and decided to fetch myself a little midnight cream to ease my slumber
On my way to the dairy barn I spotted the farmhouse door ajar and curiosity getting the better of me I crept inside
In the dark of the barn I fumbled for a few minutes before I discovered a small female goat
That’s when it happened, a strange mood overcame me and in the heat of the moment I forced my throbbing erection into the goats fucking pussy
I FUCKED A GOAT
Tears streaming down my face as I wrestled with the reality of my actions
I hold link and I had sex with a goat (literally crying as I type this)
Piston pumping action as I approached climax my cock throbbing amidst sopping goat vagina I came so hard I threw up all over the goat itself
I also hold 42k link and 25k LPL and I fucking hate women

>>50143125
here ser 0x1A3cf39c15c4Ef05449cCe5E68343f46b7Ef476f

Bought 1000 LINK with the last of my dry powder
Also have a sneaky 1,000,000 RSR on the side

Comp sci here
Bing bing wahoo
Not the Linkerinos
Don’t buy those linkerinis
It’s a fucking scam look at my pulsating perspiring semitic forehead
Last night I ironically filmed Deshaun penetrating my wife’s anus with a police baton haha
Hey Morty my wife’s ass looks like a Jewish vaudevillian clown’s pocket it’s art
My wife’s fucking rectum is a post modern commentary on colonialism farting cum all over our heckin wedding photorino
Decentralised smart contract oracles? This year for our anniversarino I filmed my wife farting pepperoni over a Wiccan effigy of Ruth Bader Ginsburg I’m a male feminist
Link is a nazi token Sergei is a NAZI
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Just watched my wife get pozzed by a viral African load it’s so beautiful when I think of the birth scene tribal African drums played at ear shattering volume vomit pouring down my lederhosen as my wife’s vagina blooms from the pozzed negroid seed ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE A MAN SICK HAHA
I asked doctor Shabbo about Link and he said it’s a scam and to buy XRP before delivering twin brown baby boys from my wife’s prolapsed assgina haha thanks for le gold don’t buy link

Comp sci here
Bing bing wahoo
Not the Linkerinos
Don’t buy those linkerinis
It’s a fucking scam look at my pulsating perspiring semitic forehead
Last night I ironically filmed Deshaun penetrating my wife’s anus with a police baton haha
Hey Morty my wife’s ass looks like a Jewish vaudevillian clown’s pocket it’s art
My wife’s fucking rectum is a post modern commentary on colonialism farting cum all over our heckin wedding photorino
Decentralised smart contract oracles? This year for our anniversarino I filmed my wife farting pepperoni over a Wiccan effigy of Ruth Bader Ginsburg I’m a male feminist
Link is a nazi token Sergei is a NAZI
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Just watched my wife get pozzed by a viral African load it’s so beautiful when I think of the birth scene tribal African drums played at ear shattering volume vomit pouring down my lederhosen as my wife’s vagina blooms from the pozzed negroid seed ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE A MAN SICK HAHA
I asked doctor Shabbo about Link and he said it’s a scam and to buy XRP before delivering twin brown baby boys from my wife’s prolapsed assgina haha thanks for le gold don’t buy link

I bought link at $18.90 and went to tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word lifted the PSP from my hand and urinated directly over the screen while never once breaking eye contact with me
I must confess it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous household
Just then the door swung open and in shuffled my wife’s boyfriend Deshaun, a foul stench preceding his physical presence
He mounted her without explanation or pause and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I bore witness to this Talmudic scene of mind altering penetration her sphincter fracturing like a Judaized parody of Cinderella’s slipper each thrust searing through my brain with a white hot sensual agony as if pierced by the spear of Longinus foam pouring out of every orifice reflexively masturbating as I once again played spastic voyeur to the desecration of our sacred vows at the incomprehensible whim of the crazed voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABO”
I thought I heard him exclaim as he deposited his viral Bantu seed into my wife’s fucking colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm double cream as I slammed into our mahogany wooden floor writhing and thrashing violently like a retarded newbord lamb frothing at the mouth consciousness fast evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss soaked PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the rom hacked dashboard his vile negroid digits navigating their way to an unceremonious limit sell order, all 230 of my hard earned Chainlink sold in an instant for a total of 3 US federal cents
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne began to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
Eyes burning I gripped my ruined PSP as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying
I’m gay

Comp sci here
Bing bing wahoo
Not the Linkerinos
Don’t buy those linkerinis
It’s a fucking scam look at my pulsating perspiring semitic forehead
Last night I ironically filmed Deshaun penetrating my wife’s anus with a police baton haha
Hey Morty my wife’s ass looks like a Jewish vaudevillian clown’s pocket it’s art
My wife’s fucking rectum is a post modern commentary on colonialism farting cum all over our heckin wedding photorino
Decentralised smart contract oracles? This year for our anniversarino I filmed my wife farting pepperoni over a Wiccan effigy of Ruth Bader Ginsburg I’m a male feminist
Link is a nazi token Sergei is a NAZI
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Just watched my wife get pozzed by a viral African load it’s so beautiful when I think of the birth scene tribal African drums played at ear shattering volume vomit pouring down my lederhosen as my wife’s vagina blooms from the pozzed negroid seed ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE A MAN SICK HAHA
I asked doctor Shabbo about Link and he said it’s a scam and to buy XRP before delivering twin brown baby boys from my wife’s prolapsed assgina haha thanks for le gold don’t buy link

We are going back down simply because reddit passive ETF investing hasn't been totally decimated yet

When the passive ETF basedcels lose everything to high T dark tried chad wall st traders on cocaine then we can go back up

He definitely betrayed us all
I bought link at 4.90 and went home tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word took the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
I have to admit it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous relationship
Just then the door swung open and in shambled one Deshaun, a foul stench preceding his physical presence as per usual
He mounted her without explanation or pause and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I watched her purple sphincter fracturing like a parody of Cinderella’s shoe each thrust searing through my brain with a white hot agony not unlike the spear of Longinus himself mucous pouring out of every facial fucking orifice as I once again bore witness to the desecration of our vows at the incomprehensible whim of the crazed voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABBO”
I heard him exclaim as he deposited his viral Bantu seed into my wife’s fucking colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm double cream as I slammed into our mahogany wooden floor writhing and thrashing violently foaming at the mouth consciousness fast evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss covered PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the dashboard his vile negroid digits navigating their way to a unceremonious market sell, all 230 of my hard earned Chainlink sold in an instant for a total of 0.45 cents
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne began to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
I gripped my PSP tightly as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying
Edit: Wow! Guys I totally didn’t expect gold for this post! Thanks again kind strangers!

>>18115587
Imagine not buying more link right now just try and imagine
Imagine there’s no linkies
I wonder if you can
No cheap link to purchase
From that obese man
Imagine all the trannies
Priced the FUCK OUT
YOO-HOO-OOO
You may say I’m a Pajeet
But I’m not the only one
Chainlink cube in my colon
And /biz/ will live as one

Comp sci here
Bing bing wahoo
Not the Linkerinos
Don’t buy those linkerinis
It’s a fucking scam look at my pulsating perspiring semitic forehead
Last night I ironically filmed Deshaun penetrating my wife’s anus with a baton club haha
Hey Morty my wife’s ass looks like a Jewish vaudevillian clown’s pocket it’s art
My wife’s fucking rectum is a post modern commentary on colonialism farting cum all over our heckin wedding photorino
Decentralised smart contract oracles? This year for our anniversarino I filmed my wife farting pepperoni over a Wiccan effigy of Ruth Bader Ginsburg I’m a male feminist
Link is a nazi token Sergei is a NAZI
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Just watched my wife get pozzed by a viral African load it’s so beautiful when I think of the birth scene tribal African drums played at ear shattering volume vomit pouring down my lederhosen as my wife’s vagina blooms from the pozzed negroid seed ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE A MAN SICK HAHA
I asked doctor Shabbo about Link and he said it’s a scam and to buy XRP before delivering twin brown baby boys from my wife’s prolapsed assgina haha thanks for le gold don’t buy link

>>17773459

>107+ IQ
>5000 year lows

>>16872584

>>16246867
>my wife's gf
you're literally getting cucked by a girl
that's objectively worse than getting cucked by a man because women are lower on the societal totem pole