/biz/ - Business & Finance

>stock market will crash said the boomers
>instead the dollar crashed

>oil starting to go down
>more saudi oil on its way
>DHT had great earnings and conference
>DHT still down
holy fuck the boomers and algos that run this market are absolute fucking retards good god I hope they all die of the worst possible case of corona that causes their hearts to explode this clown market makes no fucking sense at all fuck it all

>mumus actually tried betting against a pandemic

>>18827534
>tfw dr. pepper chad

>>18750722
>people actually believed the results of the chink test where its been revealed the slimy slants sabotaged the tests to try and push kaletra, a chink copy drug

>in places where nothing has been done to contain the virus (sweden/netherlands) new cases and deaths are already leveling off
imagine shutting down your nation over a common cold LMAO

singles boris dies

>>18245306
based

>>18062426
>spic children will die

>>18054889
>implying thats ever happening
if it does im going to buy $1200 of bing bing wahoos

>>18010918
>rather than just pass this bill for immediate aid then draft another one lets just play politics and delay it

>trump bet against a pandemic
>did more damage to the economy already than if he just shut shitdown from the get go
never bet against a pandemic

>>17660251
Party like it's 1987
>pic related I want to fucking smash her so hard

>>17651078
Lower than 10K

imagine being an unironic bulltard right now

>>17565539
Make your predictions on which candidate will get coronavirus first.
I predict Biden will get it first, followed by Sanders. Sanders will likely die from it.

>bear status: vindicated
>bull status: btfo