/biz/ - Business & Finance

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you had two years, accept it

>>26649823
it already hit 8.5, tranny. we're back. you had two years.

>>21710967
i only curse tqqq to green

I have achieved an annual total return of 12,5% since November 2015 by investing in index funds and sitting on my ass while you are here trading meme stocks. What do you have to say for yourself /biz/?

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I'm a total brat

26 y/o loser here.
>No job, I work for free in a research lab as an undergraduate student
>No car, just ordered an electric skateboard though
>Started university at 24 years old because I wasn't eligible for financial aid until I was able to be considered independent (at 24 y/o it's automatic).
>Have my own studio/home; no roommates.
>Never held a girl's hand, got my first onahole today and had two faps with it. First time in my life I ever fapped more than once in a day.

I might get killed for making this post but you guys deserve to know the truth
If they tell you I committed suicide don't believe them

Jeff Epstein was a victim. He was just a manipulated tool in the games of a secretive and extremely global cabal. There is an elite group of extremely powerful lolis who control the world from their tropical islands. These devious little girls use poor, hardworking men like Jeff Epstein to further their nefarious plots. He was just a tool to ferry them around, and to trick and bring back other victims: innocent, hardworking men in the fields of politics, entertainment, and finance.
And I'm sure the lolis will, again, get away with their crimes without any punishment. Only a very small and cute girl, trained as an elite assassin, could have climbed through the vents at MCC NYC and killed Jeff this morning.

I might be on the run for a couple months guys. It's been real, I'll try to check in
If you listen to anything have to say hear this: if a cute young girl tries to convince you to go anywhere private with her, don't go. If any guy you don't know well wants you to go somewhere with him and there are young girls waiting, look for the exits and make a move. Don't just be another statistic

Hey NEETs, how does it feel knowing criminals, women, foreigners, and illegals have more employability than you? How does it feel knowing nobody wants you?

I'm a junior in university, although I'm planning to go for a PhD in biochemistry (traditional biochemistry NMR, X-Ray Crystallography, proteins/enzymes and not the molecular biology-biochemistry). I'm realizing I don't actually want to grovel for corporations that make billions/trillions off research that I would end up doing or beg for grants/force myself to care about diversity/inclusion bull shit that is academia. I think I will just be fine being a teacher at a high school or something. Sit back and relax. I would make about the same amount of money as a scientist anyway for less stress. I'm making way more money from my bitcoins and index funds than I ever would working anyway.

They were supposed to be done with the fixes 5 hours ago.
https://cryptonews.com/news/binance-postpones-resuming-deposits-and-withdrawals-to-wedne-3859.htm