/biz/ - Business & Finance

>2029
>RoganCoin(DMT) surpassed Bitcoin in 2022 to become the dominant cryptocurrency, just as the crypto sphere gained widespread acceptance and was ushered in as the next evolution of the internet
>All businesses now conduct commerce and resolve contracts through the RoganChain
>Companies spend thousands per month on DMT for gas
>JOEracles provide data from almost every event that occurs on earth into a Blockchain distributed across trillions of supercomputers in the Earth’s crust
>Joe Rogan has become the world’s wealthiest man, and is tipped as the next president of the USA
>Joe sits in a control room conducting podcasts with all the information of the world at his disposal
>”Jamie, pull up that livestream of that guy in Hong Kong taking a shit”
>Video appears of a man in his own home, watched by microscopic JOEbots that roam the earth, as numerous now as bacteria
>Joe chokes laughing and passes the blunt to Bill Clinton, who is appearing on the show
>”Jesus, look at the size of that thing. That must be tearing his ass apart, son”
>Jamie, no longer occupies the studio with Rogan
>He is trapped in a subterranean steel cube with his arms and legs pinned, an IV drip for sustenance, and a constant feed of the information gathered by JOEbots fed through JOEracles to neural connectors in his brain, allowing him to pick and relay information to Joe’s projector.
>Back in the studio Joe is watching chimp UFC 4, which he privately funds

>>7911731
Damn nano looks fucking good. If it dips to .05 ill buy 10 thousand worth, should give me 200k coins.