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>>7471617
>techie
>wear backpack like pic
>keep macbook pro inside
>work in san jose but live in "safe part" of oakland but still pretend it's rough
>wear wireless sennheiser on BART while using iphone
>angular while wearing headphones all day at work on three monitors to look impressive
>keep code on one vertical monitor to show to boss if he walks by, boss is impressed because dumb
>just copy all code off github and slightly modify
>make $125 an hour
>tell everyone back in minnesota you are techie they are impressed because dumb
>techie

I'm going to kill myself I hate the bay area