/biz/ - Business & Finance

If GME and BBBY are in the same basket, it makes sense that the latter would surge now.

>GME splits, goes from 25 or so to 40 within a month
>hedgies can't hold the hold basket down, focus on fighting GME
>the second most shorted stock gets away from their control
>Cohen knew this might happen so he bought huge calls to be able to profit from the moass without selling his own shares
>((they)) pivot their shills to try and convince us, with evident despair, that BBBY was the right play all along, sir please sell GME benchod basterd
Now BBBY might very well squeeze to Jan21 levels, and when the going gets too tough for ((them)), GME will finally be poised to moon together with it (much, much fucking higher)

If there weren't so much curry in these threads, I'd be ok with people riding BBBY and then flipping it back into GME, which is the correct play here. Buy direct from CS for a double whammy.
>source: observant schizo

Moass starts today, finally. Be jolly, lads!
>source: I had a dream vision in which a tribal shaman pointed me to huge easter egg island statues of Ryan Cohen's head, set next to a huge pyramidal mausoleum for his progeny. The king himself sat on a gilded throne, attended by what remained of Ken Griffin's emaciated, broken body, constantly fanning Mr Cohen with an oversized palm leaf. And the king beheld his kingdom, and he said unto his subjects: be free, and have riches, and thou shalt finally live. And further he said: Kashmir belongs to Pakistan. Then all rejoiced, and there was merriment in the land.

>be jeet
>hang out with other jeets at the local madrassa
>yes sir we will sell the coin
>spam biz
>???
>village fed