/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53383106
If you poo yourself a lady will come to clean it up for you.

Goodbye /biz/. Over the past two years I got fucked by financial responsibility and my job.

Right when I turned it around but just needed a year of time to get enough money for the next bull run it decided to start without me.

I’m off to kill myself.

>needed another year to get enough cash to start buying shit as the last two years were really rough on me
>we are already pumping

I’m going to kill myself.

>>53020592
Why must it be so difficult

>>52515866
when will it rise again so i can feel like i am actually somebody?

>>52341275
I have no earthly idea.

God why didn't I do this when LINK was $50+?

Last night my 23 year old younger sister inentionally waved her ass in my face. Neither of us has been in a relationship in at least the last five years. How do I profit from this?

>>52215411
yea bro, it's over. i wasted so much of my leisure to fud linkies but i just couldn't get them to sell their bags. i failed miserably.

>>51317389
sorry OP it might be me

>>51284567

My economics teacher is a professional Yu-Gi-Oh player

>>51046770
i bought

Is it too late to buy energy? What tickers?

>rent for 30 years, nothing at the end of it
>mortgage for 30 years, have a valuable asset you can sell to recoup costs or use as collateral

hmmmmmmmmm hard choice

tfw have to wait till monday for the markets to open just to watch them all crash again

mfw at -2% instead of -5% today
feelsgoodman

mfw tomorrow it'll probably go to -10%

>>50151728
sbf ran some quick liquidations to rake in today's lunch money, we'll be back to the original schedule tonight

nigger

>eth about to break 1300

idk

I had $8MM and I didn't fucking sell.

>>30436018
The United States government is losing competency via the deaths and retirements of boomers hired under the old civil service system and their replacements from "equal opportunity" and "diversity and equity". Incompetence is assured, and that's layered on top of everything else that's going on. Regulatory capture assures that any policy that's been in place for a decade or longer is profitable to someone and those someones control the agencies and legislation via lobbyists. What I'm trying to say is that you will see this

>governments sperg out trying to crack down on it with legislation written by technological illiterates

Except worse than you can imagine.

>>30326226
Just figured that out. I'm tarded.