/biz/ - Business & Finance

He trusted a Miami used car sales man/loanshark oh no no no

>muh planes!!!

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In case you weren't there, Corey said in the Chainlink Hackathon DMM livestream that yield farming is delayed due to them accidentally deploying to testnet instead of mainnet. Imagine investing in a ragtag project that can't even get yield farming set up correctly.

Guys, wtf? I just went to the local auto dealership as I was looking to trade-in my junker and buy a 2017 Toyoto Corolla. Well I get to the dealership and the guy goes through the whole spiel of my junker basically only being worth $300 and he’d have to sell it for parts. I’ve been through this before but the dealer said there was something he could do to squeeze out a few grand, if I was willing to go through with signing some papers. Naturally I was pretty curious so he took me inside the trailer and started telling me about this DMM(?) company and how they basically take pink slips and pretend to loan these cars out to people on the blockchain internet. They apparently offer a guaranteed interest rate of like 5 or 6% to these deluded internet nerds and, he started laughing as he tells me all of the paperwork is fully redacted so no one can even verify the contents of the loan! I’m thinking this is pretty sketchy but he eventually talked me into it, and that’s how I sold my 1998 Ford Windstar for $3300.

Imagine falling for the DMMconnect scam literally ran by shady loansharks and used car salesmen oh no no no hahaha

I guess preying on Florida boomers wasn't lucrative enough now they want crypto zoomers lunch money as well

They literally offloaded shitty loans to a uae company (dmm foundation) and are now selling tokens to cover the fact that the loans are shit. That’s why the teams tokens unlock in november lmao. They’re gonna dump hard on everyone. This is a scam in the legit sense of the word. It is 100% well done and a bunch of chainlink moonboys are getting fleeced right now and it’s hilarious

>The DMMF was established and has an office in the United Arab Emirates in cooperation with the UAE government’s Dubai International Financial Centre (DIFC).

muh CIA
the guy was a translator for contra coke smugglers hahahaha

Imagine falling for the DMMconnect scam literally ran by shady loansharks and used car salesmen oh no no no hahaha

I guess preying on Florida boomers wasn't lucrative enough now they want crypto zoomers lunch money as well

They literally offloaded shitty loans to a uae company (dmm foundation) and are now selling tokens to cover the fact that the loans are shit. That’s why the teams tokens unlock in november lmao. They’re gonna dump hard on everyone. This is a scam in the legit sense of the word. It is 100% well done and a bunch of chainlink moonboys are getting fleeced right now and it’s hilarious

>The DMMF was established and has an office in the United Arab Emirates in cooperation with the UAE government’s Dubai International Financial Centre (DIFC).

muh CIA
the guy was a translator for contra coke smugglers hahahaha

Imagine falling for the DMM scam literally ran by shady loansharks and used car salesmen oh no no no hahaha