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JEROMEEEEEE
STOOOOOOOP

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Jerome
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JEROME
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JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
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GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE STOCK MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO MOON RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW
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ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK WE OPENED THE ECONOMY THE VIRUS IS OVER AND ITS DUMPING!
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JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
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PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
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JEROME!
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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jerome
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JEROME
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JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
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GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE STOCK MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO MOON RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW
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ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE ECONOMY THE VIRUS IS OVER AND ITS DUMPING!
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JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
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PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
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JEROME!
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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can I please get a brokerage recommendation? I can't take Robinhood anymore. My gains are quickly outgrowing it's bullshit, and I can't be waiting for 15+ minutes for it to recalculate my portfolio and shitting the bed during high vol periods

>>18666430
Short on WING with a put for 7/17 $100 has me clenching my asshole. I'm pretty sure I'll be fine though. As for the general market, I'm just waiting for all of the bears to get sour about ending red every day and pile in for one last greedy push with everyone else before this house of cards tumbles and the fed can't print it's way out of it's problems anymore.

>>18583188
OOoOO My cOuNtrY is falling apart but what about that one lady who ran for president 4 years ago!
I had the opportunity to vote for Mitt Romney or literally fucking anyone who didn't walk up to the podium with a gamer slouch but I am still seething at that one woman who dared run against mommy's little market maker

>>18583161
Not only am I with stupid, but I am stupid too!

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Jerome
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JEROME
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JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
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JEROME EVERY CEO IN THE SHALE INDUSTRY HAS JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE JUST PUMP THE GOD DAMN OIL I DONT CARE HOW YOU CANT DO IT, YOU HAVE TO PUMP IT
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GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE OIL INDUSTRY IS CRASHING
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ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK I JUST BEGGED TO POOTIN AND SANDNIGGER PRINCE TO CAP OIL PRODUCTION AND IT'S STILL DUMPING!
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JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
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PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
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JEROME!
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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jerome
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JEROME
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JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
JEROME EVERY CEO IN THE SHALE INDUSTRY HAS JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE JUST PUMP THE GOD DAMN OIL I DONT CARE HOW YOU CANT DO IT, YOU HAVE TO PUMP IT
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GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE OIL INDUSTRY IS CRASHING
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ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK I JUST BEGGED TO POOTIN AND SANDNIGGER PRINCE TO CAP OIL PRODUCTION AND IT'S STILL DUMPING!
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JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
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PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
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JEROME!
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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jerome
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JEROME
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JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
JEROME EVERY CEO IN THE SHALE INDUSTRY HAS JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE JUST PUMP THE GOD DAMN OIL I DONT CARE HOW YOU CANT DO IT, YOU HAVE TO PUMP IT
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GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE OIL INDUSTRY IS CRASHING
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ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK I JUST BEGGED TO POOTIN AND SANDNIGGER PRINCE TO CAP OIL PRODUCTION AND IT'S STILL DUMPING!
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JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
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PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
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JEROME!
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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jerome
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JEROME
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JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
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GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE STOCK MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO MOON RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW
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ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK I JUST BEGGED TO POOTIN AND SANDNIGGER PRINCE TO CAP OIL PRODUCTION AND IT'S STILL DUMPING!
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
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PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
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JEROME!
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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JEROME

ARE YOU THERE JEROME

THE PHONE LINE ISN'T RESPONDING

JEROME PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF

JEROME

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WAKEY WAKEY ITS TEN BEFORE CLOSING, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS AND POOMP THOSE NUMBERS

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Jerome
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JEROME
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JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
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GOD DAMN IT JEROME THE STOCK MARKET IS DUMPING WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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ANSWER ME YOUR WORTHLESS FED KIKE FUCK I JUST SUCKED OFF PUTIN AND MBS TO FIX THIS SHITTY FUCKING OIL INDUSTRY AND THE MARKET IS GOING RED ! R-E-D!
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JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE PUMPS
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PLEASE IM SORRY I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
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JEROME
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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JEROME THE MARKET IS OPEN AND ITS RED!!!

WHERE ARE YOU???

ITS 9:30AM ARE YOU AWAKE YET???

JEROME PLEASE.

JEROME?? ARE YOU AWAKE YET???

https://twitter.com/federalreserve/status/1245452454520590342

JEROME DO SOMETHING. ITS RED TODAY!! PUMP IT PUMP IT!!

DO SOMETHING JEROME. DONT LET IT END RED!

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Jerome
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JEROME
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JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
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GOD DAMN IT JEROME THE STOCK MARKET ENDED RED TODAY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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ANSWER ME YOUR WORTHLESS FED KIKE I SPENT TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON LIQUIDITY AND TRUMPBUX, I BUSTED MY ASS OFF TO GET MASSIE TO FUCK OFF AT STOPPING ME FROM BAILING OUT ISRAEL AND THE MARKET ENDED RED! R-E-D!
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JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE PUMPS
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STOP STREET SHITTING WITH PAJEET AND ANSWER THE GOD DAMN PHONE
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JEROME
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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jerome
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JEROME
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JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
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GOD DAMN IT JEROME THE STOCK MARKET ENDED RED TODAY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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ANSWER ME YOUR WORTHLESS FED KIKE I SPENT TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON LIQUIDITY AND TRUMPBUX, I BUSTED MY ASS OFF TO GET MASSIE TO FUCK OFF AT STOPPING ME FROM BAILING OUT ISRAEL AND THE MARKET ENDED RED! R-E-D!
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JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE PUMPS
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STOP STREET SHITTING WITH PAJEET AND ANSWER THE GOD DAMN PHONE
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JEROME
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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GOD DAMN IT JEROME

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK YOU WORTHLESS SHIT, PUMP THE FUCKING STOCKS OR ELSE THAT FUCKING PEDO SENILE DEM IS GOING TO BEAT ME THIS ELECTION

POOMP IT, POOMP IT UNTIL WE SACRIFICE EVERY MILLENNIAL TO DIE FOR THE BOOMERS

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JEROME
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JEROME PICK IT UP
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JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE
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JEROME THE POOMP'S NOT WORKING I NEED TO GIVE ANOTHER BILLION TO ISRAEL RIGHT NOW
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ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE YOU FED KIKE
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GOD DAMN IT JEROME YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING KIKE RETARD FED FUCK. THE POOMP FAILED, KEEP POOMPING MORE I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF WE HYPERINFLATE THE DOLLAR. I CAN'T GET LAMEDUCKED BEFORE SENDING ALL OF MY SUPPORTERS TO DIE IN IRAN FOR ISRAEL IM GOING TO LOSE TO A SENILE PEDO IN NOVEMBER

JEROME GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID KIKE THE POOMP ISNT WORKING POOMP MORE I DONT CARE I NEED RE-ELECTION SO WHITE PEOPLE CAN DIE IN IRAN

>WTF Y ARENT THE STONK LINE GO UP JARED DO SOMETHING WE NEED TO PUMP MORE HYPERINFLATION OR ELSE BIBI WONT GET GET RE-ELECTED