/biz/ - Business & Finance

> Missed out on XOR, Xfund, Quick pumps

I know that given their MCs and recent dips, there is more to go but I only have low four figures amounts to gamble with so won't have big stacks. I'm desperate to get in something relatively early and to see it moon like the above. Suggestions?

>>27130464

Massive suicides from bag holders en mass, normies put off the stock market for ever, low energy occupy wallstreet protests for 2weeks to 1 month max, gamestop opens tikthotters go inside for the clout "teehee diamond hands right guys?", 6 months -> no one gives a shit

Maybe false flag to put left vs right back in their place w white supremacists "threat". they wouldn't want unity would they?

How do I make a lot of money without really trying on the stock market? I'm willing to start with $500, but I could go as high as $1000 if it makes a big difference. Basically, I'd like to be rich in a couple of months. Doesn't have to be too crazy. Not looking to be a millionaire necessarily (ha ha). But even like 50K by March. What's the best route to take?