/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49929467
>most vicious bear market in years
>every crypto in a down trend
>"why does it always dump when i buy"

>>49440464
retard alert

>>49415952
>draws colored boxes
>pastes "market cycle" infographic
OMG HECKIN WORLD RENOWNED TOP .01% INVESTOR ANALYSIS

GME diversity makes us stronger

>>25434052
>lmao your technical analysis showing reversal is just fake shit, we're going to $100k

From the same people that brought you:
>I'm loading up on shitcoin fellas, the fibonacci differential on the double-regressed bollinger bands / 40 second moving average golden cross with the 2 week average daily coinbase vol, normalized against spanish electricity price inflation, is an undeniable buy signal. But more importantly, I drew 2 lines with positive slopes that intersect at the current price which necessarily means this shit is going to be $500k EOY

>>25353274
>arkk

pic very related

>>25348224
Don't fall for the ark meme anon, it's just a bunch of wannabe VC analysts that didn't get past first interview rounds at A16Z

>TSLA isn't a software company and isn't going to compete with UBER
>SPCE isn't going to be a hypersonic passenger jet company, and this market will not be worth $270b any time soon
>Drone delivery isn't going to happen on a widespread scale within the next two decades
>Banks aren't dying, they're here to stay
>Square isn't the next Visa
>BTC isn't going to be a ubiquitous currency

>>25329401
>falling for the ark meme

ngmi

>>25316243
>the ark meme

Did anybody besides redditfags actually fall for this? I almost began to believe the whole thing was an elaborate satire when they started talking about why they think Tesla is a software company

>>25256445
Nikola, but if you want something more mainstream then Tesla is an easy 50x from here. ARK told me this, so it must be true.

GRO if I wasn't clear enough in the OP. Any questions or just want to flame me go ahead, pic related is a family photo just got lucky with this one is all so don't expect good answers about anything

>>24275059
>I want in because I like this guy and want to suck his cock

>>23529063

>>23389599
>>23389587

Its ok, really. Its ok.

>crypto Twitter dumping their XRP bags and buying Link because of Grant
Based.