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Look, I get it. you think installing plumbing and construction is fulfilling, manly work. thats cool bro. you do you... but let me let you in on a little secret. the 40-50 hours a week youre at work? worthless. poof. gone. sayonara. your tradir? 40 year old Carlos... 50 year old Earl... are they REALLY friends? thats sad bro

Come to the light. throw away your ceetificate in welding and start over on a new 4 year degree in being a fucking Alpha Male working with hot fucking chicks that all want to fuck you and have your huwhite babies

40 hours of work? nah bro try 15 hours of actual work during the rush. BOOM pre-rush chit chats while rolling silverware, POW post-shift shots getting FUCKED UP with hot girls.

yeah, thats right. youre not working with literal old people, your co-workers are hot fucking chicks that want your dick. bro, i have so many stories about these girls. if you do your job and do it well they will seriously fight over your attention. THEY become your friends. you show up in fuckin UNITS at bars in clubs. im talking 10-1 girl/guy ratio. its fuckin sick.

Look, I get it. you think installing plumbing and construction is fulfilling, manly work. thats cool bro. you do you... but let me let you in on a little secret. the 40-50 hours a week youre at work? worthless. poof. gone. sayonara. your tradir? 40 year old Carlos... 50 year old Earl... are they REALLY friends? thats sad bro

Come to the light. throw away your ceetificate in welding and start over on a new 4 year degree in being a fucking Alpha Male working with hot fucking chicks that all want to fuck you and have your huwhite babies

40 hours of work? nah bro try 15 hours of actual work during the rush. BOOM pre-rush chit chats while rolling silverware, POW post-shift shots getting FUCKED UP with hot girls.

yeah, thats right. youre not working with literal old people, your co-workers are hot fucking chicks that want your dick. bro, i have so many stories about these girls. if you do your job and do it well they will seriously fight over your attention. THEY become your friends. you show up in fuckin UNITS at bars in clubs. im talking 10-1 girl/guy ratio. its fuckin sick.

Restaurant Management Crew checking in

literally THE most alpha job

but in all seriousness, if you are young, good looking (groomed), and (most importantly) in great shape, managing a nice non-franchise American bar/restaurant is THE most badass job any normal young person who didnt fall for the University meme can get.

You get to work around hot chicks all day and if you are alpha and dont take their shit and just DO YOUR JOB they will literally fight for your dick.

its seriously a bucket list item for most girls to fuck their boss. I have the most crazy stories from barely legal hostesses telling me I'm making them wet by asserting my dominance to getting a double blowey joey out at the bar with them all.

you become family one big family and literally show up in mobs when you go to bars/clubs. its fucking awesome

ever see those big groups of girls in the lounge area of a club with only 2 or 3 dudes with them? 100% guaranteed one of those guys is the manager and the others are either boyfriends, ONS.

being a decent looking, in shape, restaurant manager gives you an endless supply to pussy and the only reason the restaurant owners say not to sleep with the girls is because they know they cant and are jealous and think it'll bring drama