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Guys bad news I'm afraid...

The reason the blog post isn't out yet is because Sergey delegated the job to Adelyn. She managed to get to 300 words before her laptop CPU started to overheart because spellchecker got stuck in an infinite while loop. Even though she stopped typing it keeps returning more and more spelling mistakes.

It leeched processing power from the ChainLink network and every node has been absorbed into providing aggregate computing power to handle the absolute deformation of the English language she managed to carry out. Sergey had even been sending her to night classes and thought this would be her moment to prove herself.

Worse yet, it has even started to pull power from API providers and DocuSign is literally down. They found Steve in his office with a loaded handgun on his desk rocking back and forward.

Anyone else have shitcoins but don't even know what a blockchain is?

>>12512842

Sounds awesome!

I'm the company's Marketing Jedi and HTML Ninja!

Lads just had a thought

You know those websites like gonetoosoon and shit? Why not offer a memory capsule of data stored on an immutable blockchain - such as photos, videos, biography etc - so that loved ones can capture it to be stored forever in a tamperproof container.

Like that meme quote says - people say you die twice, once when you physically die, second when your name is said for the last time

This way you will live forever in a permanently accessible entry on a block.

Currently your memory is only stored as part of the fabric of space time, but now it can be stored in an accessible manner.

Also just imagine how good this would be to keep track ignite family trees and lineage, estates for inheritance claims etc

Sound good or shit?

>op is a nigger
>gets offended when someone makes a statement of fact
>drew watermelons.jpg in paint and got to round 2 on minesweeper and automatically fantasies about being a leet haxxor

>>12253348
>Comparing LINK to PeerCoin

I am abs absolutely appalled at this crude content!! I thought this place would be a nice advertiser friendly place to market my products!! HIRO YOU GOOK FUCK!!! Give me my money back!!!!

>cuck boss at medium size accounting firm
>read all the latest shitty management books and turns into a buzzword spamming faggot until the next book comes out with a new buzzword
>decided to send out feedback forms to clients
>"how well do we make you sleep at night?"
>literally shit tier responses back from clients
>he goes apeshit and is now offering the firm to work for free for as long as clients want until feedback improves

What the FUcK?