/biz/ - Business & Finance

“Hey Melvin! I've never seen you at this bar, I didn't know you even went out on the weekends! Long time no see, it's been 8 years since high school, what have you been up to?"
>"H-h-hey S-S-Stacey, yeah I go out sometimes. Hehe. I haven't been up to much ("don't let her know you've never held a job, don't let her know you're here alone")"
"Oh, that's cool Melvin. Chad, Brittany. and I come to this bar every weekend! Hey Chad, come here, look, it's Melvin!"
>>"That kid who shit his pants? LOL. I'll be right over"
>"Maybe I should get goi-"
>>"Hey, what's cracking Melv! Looking good big guy, have you been working out? LOL."
>"Y-y-yeah, I t-t-train my neck"
>>"Let's get a round of shots with our old pal Melvin!"
"Woooo yeah Chad this is gonna be soooo lit! Let's get Melvin wasted!"
>"Nyeh"
>>"SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS COME ONE MELVIN ONE MORE!"

a few hours later...

"Wow, Melvin, you sure can put em down, Venmo me for the bill on all those!"
>"V-Venmo? I only have Request?"
>>"Melvin, what the fuck are you talking about bro? Venmo Stace the money man, that's like, not cool to be a leech man."
>"I don't have Venmo, I only have Request."
"Holy shit, you are such a gay fucking nerd Melvin, how the fuck can you be a young person and not have Venmo? Let me guess, you also don't have Facebook? LOL. What even is Request you gay little nerd"
>"Blockchain..."
>>"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKIGN LOSER FROM HIGH SCHOOL ACTUALLY BOUGHT THAT FAKE INTERNET MONEY, STACE LETS DITCH THIS FUCKING VIRGIN"
"OH MY GOD CHAD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN, NO VENMO, NO JOB, NO FRIENDS, NO PUSSY! SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A "CRYPTOCURRENCY INVESTOR" LMAO EAT SHIT YOU STUPID VIRGIN MELVIN!"

do you even recognize you're self when you look into the mirror anymore
its time to let go already

remember

anyone else requesting this fucking exit scam to end already

REQ is a dead shitcoin promoted by fucking dweeb losers

"Hey Melvin! I've never seen you at this bar, I didn't know you even went out on the weekends! Long time no see, it's been 8 years since high school, what have you been up to?"
>"H-h-hey S-S-Stacey, yeah I go out sometimes. Hehe. I haven't been up to much ("don't let her know you've never held a job, don't let her know you're here alone")"
"Oh, that's cool Melvin. Chad, Brittany. and I come to this bar every weekend! Hey Chad, come here, look, it's Melvin!"
>>"That kid who shit his pants? LOL. I'll be right over"
>"Maybe I should get goi-"
>>"Hey, what's cracking Melv! Looking good big guy, have you been working out? LOL."
>"Y-y-yeah, I t-t-train my neck"
>>"Let's get a round of shots with our old pal Melvin!"
"Woooo yeah Chad this is gonna be soooo lit! Let's get Melvin wasted!"
>"Nyeh"
>>"SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS COME ONE MELVIN ONE MORE!"

a few hours later...

"Wow, Melvin, you sure can put em down, Venmo me for the bill on all those!"
>"V-Venmo? I only have Request?"
>>"Melvin, what the fuck are you talking about bro? Venmo Stace the money man, that's like, not cool to be a leech man."
>"I don't have Venmo, I only have Request."
"Holy shit, you are such a gay fucking nerd Melvin, how the fuck can you be a young person and not have Venmo? Let me guess, you also don't have Facebook? LOL. What even is Request you gay little nerd"
>"Blockchain..."
>>"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKIGN LOSER FROM HIGH SCHOOL ACTUALLY BOUGHT THAT FAKE INTERNET MONEY, STACE LETS DITCH THIS FUCKING VIRGIN"
"OH MY GOD CHAD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN, NO VENMO, NO JOB, NO FRIENDS, NO PUSSY! SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A "CRYPTOCURRENCY INVESTOR" LMAO EAT SHIT YOU STUPID VIRGIN MELVIN!"

"Hey Melvin! I've never seen you at this bar, I didn't know you even went out on the weekends! Long time no see, it's been 8 years since high school, what have you been up to?"
>"H-h-hey S-S-Stacey, yeah I go out sometimes. Hehe. I haven't been up to much ("don't let her know you've never held a job, don't let her know you're here alone")"
"Oh, that's cool Melvin. Chad, Brittany. and I come to this bar every weekend! Hey Chad, come here, look, it's Melvin!"
>>"That kid who shit his pants? LOL. I'll be right over"
>"Maybe I should get goi-"
>>"Hey, what's cracking Melv! Looking good big guy, have you been working out? LOL."
>"Y-y-yeah, I t-t-train my neck"
>>"Let's get a round of shots with our old pal Melvin!"
"Woooo yeah Chad this is gonna be soooo lit! Let's get Melvin wasted!"
>"Nyeh"
>>"SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS COME ONE MELVIN ONE MORE!"

a few hours later...

"Wow, Melvin, you sure can put em down, Venmo me for the bill on all those!"
>"V-Venmo? I only have Request?"
>>"Melvin, what the fuck are you talking about bro? Venmo Stace the money man, that's like, not cool to be a leech man."
>"I don't have Venmo, I only have Request."
"Holy shit, you are such a gay fucking nerd Melvin, how the fuck can you be a young person and not have Venmo? Let me guess, you also don't have Facebook? LOL. What even is Request you gay little nerd"
>"Blockchain..."
>>"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKIGN LOSER FROM HIGH SCHOOL ACTUALLY BOUGHT THAT FAKE INTERNET MONEY, STACE LETS DITCH THIS FUCKING VIRGIN"
"OH MY GOD CHAD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN, NO VENMO, NO JOB, NO FRIENDS, NO PUSSY! SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A "CRYPTOCURRENCY INVESTOR" LMAO EAT SHIT YOU STUPID VIRGIN MELVIN!"