/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23271440

I am eternal.

>>23174126
>GME

Not if I have anything to say about it hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe

>>23155683

The market is perfectly rational, it's you GME POSTERS and "coomers" who are irrational

HAHAHAHAHAHA you all fell for it, you believed the hype, you fell for the liquid cohen meme when the true and honest steven cohen is behind it all. The one who got fined 1.9 billion for running scams like this on stalks like GME.

Profit sharing from customers they bring to Steven cohens little pet project. Doesn't change the fact the GME cant bring any new customers in when theres no stimulus for the poorfags who work at the paint store next to the arbys in middle america to use to buy PS5S.

GME TRUE AND HONEST FACTS:
-new consoles have 1/10th the lineup that the current gen did at launch
-PC gaming has eaten massive market share for fanatical gamers
-mobile gaming has eaten a huge market share among young gamers
-gme has leases in dying or dead american malls they cant do anything with
-gme will suffer for the next decade culturally after the head chopping STEVEN COHEN will need to do in order to have a team capable of taking on amazon
-digital sales continue to eat away at retail profit, and with corona even more so
-second wave is here and NYC and the east coast are re closing schools
-biden leads in the polls and aims to re close the economy
-cohen has already made 7x before even doing anything, and now needs to payt a 7x premium to continue to aquire controlling interest in what was already a long shot

tl;dr STEVEN COHEN is a scam artist, will not pay 15$ to finish aquiring controlling interest on a long shot, will not be happy with 9% to make the moves he needs to to reshape the company, the msoft deal is BS and mostly GME just moving to office 365, and without stimulus and likely re shut down mixed with poor offerings, no one will buy the ps5

way too long: sell gme now before steve does.

>>23151495

Just so you all understand, Cohen, the man you're backing not to screw you all over mercilessly, payed out the largest fine in the history of hedge funds for scamming people.

This is the "honest" man you're putting your wagie bucks behind to not be lying when he says he plans to turn one of the most obviously dead companies, and brick and mortar shitbox with its fate tied to dying malls across america, the most dead stock on the NYSE into a competitor of the worlds largest retailer.

Just look at that face. He's sitting there, right now, sipping luis XIII cognac, laughing and reciting the old PT Barnum qoute about a cooooomer being born every minute.

if you fell for the ryan cohen meme consider yourself one of us, its how we haze newcomers to /smg/. sorry about the -5% premarket open btw.

>>23147244
>>23147252
>>23147238

SILENCE.

>But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

>>23141912
>>23141899
>>23141894

>>23141818

See how mad they get. Steven Cohen literallty pays these people to come on here and shill GME under the pretense of some dumb 34 year old tech CEO. He swapped names on the docs just like he swapped SAC capital for Point72.

Don't fall for these scammers anon. Sell gme calls for 10 cents a piece while you can, and dump all shares at open.