/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22498909
LINK IS NOT OUR BOARD CULTURE

LINK IS NOT PART OF CHAN CULTURE

IT IS A CORPORATE ENTITY

LINK IS NOT PART OF CHAN HISTORY

LINK SHILLS DO NOT BELONG HERE

LINK IS TECH-NONSENSE, IT DOES NOT BELONG HERE

LINK IS A SCAM

LINK IS A FRAUD

SIRGAY IS SCAM MASTER

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>22307160

/27Huut

use this

Ich mach jetzt eine Million
Ich habe einen Neffen, den ich liebe wie mein eigenen Sohn
Verteil Obst! Warum, digga? Ist einfach so
Komm auf die Bühne mit 'ner Tüte und schon kreischen sie los
Bis zum Tod
Nicht mal der Teufel kann mich stoppen
Ich komme mit der Gang, eure Leute sind nur Fotzen
Mit Beutel an die Socken geht es ab in den Park
Geh, verpass dir ein Schlag, wenn du Spast zu viel fragst
Nigga, kack auf den Staat, wir sind gesetzlose
Du bist ein Pechvogel, Sergey macht fett Kohle
Hundert Tausend Volt, bin geladen wie 'ne Steckdose
Schon für 'ne Crackprobe, gibt es hier direkt Tode
Bam, bam, bam, bam bin der König im Affenstall
Lass mich verwöhnen, nachdem ich mir die Kasse krall'
Und du wirst abgeknallt, kurzer Prozess
Wir machen ordentlich Cash, halt's Maul vor Ordnung und Recht

Ah, ich mach' jetzt eine Million
Ich will 'ne Penthouse-Suite und 'n Daimler auf Chrom
Goldene Platten an der Wand, das ist meine Mission
Scheiß auf Verbot, zeigt euch meine Kanon'
Digga, während Rapper in die Decke wichsen
Oder Reste ficken, lauer ich wie Heckenschützen
Ich hab andauernd neue Bettgeschichten
Ich setz deine Frau auf meine Gästeliste
Gedächtnislücken, auf jeden Fall
Hab vergessen, Bruder, stell schon mal den Jäger kalt
Und auch wenn ich mit mei'm Leben zahl
Macht der Neger Pussies feuchter als der Regenwald
Manage frei, wir reden Tacheles
Die Leute brauchen was und ich beschaffe es
Schafft eure Waffen weg, denn ich hab mein Ass gesetzt

>>22011362
you wouldnt get it ape. but no the team is in D.C.

besides you need to keep market buying link and keep wage cucking for sergey faggot, daddy wants another lambo.

you'd rather pnd and pajeet every linkie with a brain here ? you poor fucks could invest in both. this is my last charity case for you fucking idiots as $75 draws near. once we hold $75 you faggots aren't gonna realize how quick $300 comes down until the mods here are force feeding it down your throats.

pic related heres sergeys dad

>buy more link you stupid westerners, my yacht doesn't maintain itself

Big Serg here.

Just bought my dad a lambo. Thanks for the mad gains everyone, really appreciate all you guys do.

Sergey's dad already got his Lambo. Give him a :thumbup: as he drives by.

>>20547269
He is building another exit scam like NXT

>>19960991
>tfw the bread crumbs were true
LOL yeah fuckig right. this token is pumped by NEETs with fancy dreams and the peddling indians who are hired by link faggot

>I’m gonna kill myself if we get to the singularity and I only have a few hundred LINKs left...
nice try indian, not buying your paypig scam

>>19709982
Word is papa serg crashed the lambo and needs a new one, fear not, jonestown sippers will provide the necessary liquidity to make it happen

>>19401795
VROOM VROOM

>>19348076
Lol remember this lambo from the NXT exit scam.

Chainlink is involved in China's government and industry-backed BSN blockchain project.
Also, Chainlink just partnered with Klaytn, which is run by South Korea's version of Whatsapp.
Also also, earlier today OpenLaw just did another presentation at ISDA about smart derivatives (powered by Chainlink).

And this is just a selection from all the news we got these past few days/weeks.

>muh "wait for enterprise integrations"
Enjoy missing the key aspect of Chainlink, and getting left behind.

>>19318553
>>19318607
Reasons why Link will fail

1. Zero customers, zero need. No one is going to pay for information to be inserted into a smart contract. That's what an oracle is supposed to do. The problem is a x100 calls costs a x100 times whatever Link charges. If you have to make thousands of calls, that's hundreds of dollars in Link tokens. If I were a dev, it would be much simpler to just make my own call to whatever data I needed.

2. Zero development, all marketing. Link has hired shills, link started on biz and Sergey himself got the inspiration to post, network with and contact people on biz. That's why begging is not allowed on biz, because after link a lot of other tokens tried to copy them. There's a lot of disingenuous shills saying that Link was only made for business cases and biz was never supposed to discover it. Quite the opposite, it was made first as a marketing token.

3. Deceitful. The Link team lies continuously; they'll attend a conference (SIBOS) and say they're partnered with Swift which is a banking protocol that handles these bank conferences, implying that they're going to handle data for big banks. They contacted the Google dev to make an offical blogpost and thus said that they're "partnered" when in fact, it's just a mention. They stretch the truth.

4. Zero transparency. Link raised 32 million in it's ICO. Since then, we have no accounting of their funds. They market dumped twenty to thirty million worth of chainlink (we still don't know the full amount) and never said a word about it. They're still dumping here and there, even larger amounts and believe they are free to do so at any time.

5. Cult-like behavior. 90% of the memes made by Chainlink pose Sergey as this kind of messiah. They encourage zero compromise grounds that anyone should sell their token. They encourage people to buy their tokens despite; mortgages, spousal issues and even when their "investors" are homeless they'll encourage people to buy more.

>>18832248
Lol ok Chainlink Sergey's Lambo from his first Exit scam NXT token

>>18778798
This is the Lambo with Sergey's dad in it before he Repainted it.

Spoils from the NXT exit scam he did in 2018