/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16754501
>We have made it...
>We are going to lambo land...
>$1.80~

Not you. Sergey's dad is already there.

>>16734316
It’s unironically 14 ounces to buy your ticket in
>>16741008
Stop shilling link you’re going to scam some noob out of his 14 ounce stack because he bought LINK instead of silver

>>16730270
>Lamboland fantasy
Already been reached. Chainlink thanks you for your donations Marine!

>>16729828
>A lot of people became millionaires off link by 2019 tho

They never sold, they were theoretical millionaires for around 2 weeks then held the bag all the way down. The only real millionaires made were Sergey and his friends.
Pic related, Sergey's dad in a lambo.

>>16718570
Based, ponzimarines BTFO again year after year, never ceases to amaze me theyre still shilling this shit, its down almost 70% from the ATH
>>16719493
Cracked trip
>>16720415
Shut the fuck up damn schizo, you unironically bought sergeys dad a $300k lambo! fucking idiot!

>>16709710
DYOR pleb, I won’t spoonfeed you proof so you can then justifiably dump your stuck like sergey does, better yet use your common sense. You think sergey would buy his dad a brand new hundred thousand dollar lambo and live in a fucking tent himself?

insiders report in

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner and then the next day, we just pick and move shop."

Cayman Islands shitcoin registered to a fake address 1000s of other scam companies share.

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner and then the next day, we just pick and move shop."

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner and then the next day, we just pick and move shop."

>>16678909
Kek you wish marine
As ive said before, unironically i hope you marines moon into the next galaxy, anyone who is on 4chan is better and smarter than anyone outside.
But will i buy and hodl with you actual zerohedge ponzimarines? Fuck no!
And i will continue to laugh at you hodlers as link bleeds all the way down to below ico pricepoints
Pic related, the new lambo you guys bought for sergeys dad

>>16671818

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP

DID YOU FORGET ABOUT RUSSIAN SCAM MASTER?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

MOVE ASSHOLE! I HAVE SCAMS TO PULL OFF!

>>16671825
>why yes goyim these two trips shilling opposite shit are the same person! They both hate link? Same person goy! Anybody who hates link is unironically the same person!
Fucking delusional ponzimarines! You are a joke and a complete laughing stock!
But sure, let sergey dump on you as you buy up more links, he’s about to get his dad another lambo!

Jewgle searches chart show pajeets are #1 ponzimarines, always searching LINK
Jewtube searches you see Rakesh talking about how good LINK is
NO
WHITE
MEN
OWN
LINK

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner and then the next day, we just pick and move shop."

>>16651645
Nice fanfictiom LARP you unprecedentedly massive faggot
Detective anon BTFO’d the entire LINK ponzi in about 3 posts. Only people who got rich off the ponzi were sergey, the devs and sergays dad who just unironically bought a cherry red LAMBO
Where the fuck is your LAMBO from link you goddamned ponzimarine? Keep HODLing to sub ICO fucking idiot

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner and then the next day, we just pick and move shop."

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>>16634041
>Thanks for the car dudes

>>16634280
KEK

4th Industrial Revolution guise! Muh Google NDAs that only some shit crypto project that raised $40M+ to make price checkers have. P-priced out. I-I bought in at __cents but I’m still holding like a retard watching my profits and net worth just melt away.

>>16626745
>they used xrp as an example
>im getting sleepy man

You've been asleep the whole time you've been holding LINK. What do you think Github is, linkoid? Do you think its a place to show off art? This is THE project code. How fucking deluded are you bagholders? R3's Corda made their own oracle, around 1,200 lines of code. You don't even know what an oracle is or how simple they are to make.

Chainlink is nowhere to be seen. Token not needed, Yiffereum not needed. Linkoids rekt as usual. Sergey's dad thanks you for your NEETbux. Don't forget to buy more LINK, he's eyeing some new Ferrari coming out next year.

>>16626363
His dad really could use another Lambo. That Huracan is 4 years old now and is a base model. Shame to have his dad ride around in that old shitbox. At least put him in a Performante.

>>16624879
Yes.