/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15488872

>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS

>>15420649
Thanks bud, we need more marines like you. Keep up the good wo- hold on I got to take a massive dump.

>>15328669

HE BELONGS IN JAIL

>>hide all link threads
>>report all link threads
>>get the fucking jannies to do their job and keep it to a chainlink general
>>no more pajeeting, get in the sticky

Send out as many reports as you can to the SEC for Chainlink, exit scamming, fraud and operating an illegal ICO. Do not estimate the power of positive thought! Together, we are all in this together, we can finally clean this board of this crypto-russian-canadian scam

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!

>>15327466
I own some link but linkies are the biggest pajeets on this board, you are just another tribe of poorfags with moonshot hopium like the rest of the board.

Chainlink is basically what happen when one faction of shills end up spamming the board without jannies doing anything to contain it and letting them eat the board completely.
A weird subculture in a subculture emerges that no longer knows if it's ironically or unironically worshipping some fat second generation russian immigrant.

I tried to explain Sergey and LINK memes to normal people and they didn't even begin to understand what was funny or why you guys were doing that, when I show a girl the pic related she literally told me that the photo made her feel sad.
You guys are evolving in your plane of autistic shilling and self indoctrination.

>>15314685
Yeah, you buy high and sell low. Buy link on an uptrend and sell after sirgay dumps. Real smart when you are looking to put your money where it wont get dumped immediately

>>15292654
But this is real life

>>15278838
multiple anons reported him to the SEC, as a joke, so far nothing happened

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling!"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it in after doing the same presentation, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed."

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution."

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Who needs toliets?" He questions a shadowy figure in the corner.

"One of my Pajeet devs" He says smiling.

>>15071194

>>muh cope
>>muh hiring team
>>muh partnerships
>>muh, muh, muh

all we ever hear from you faggots

>>15007783
>>muh cope
>>muh hiring team
>>muh partnerships
>>muh, muh, muh

all we ever hear from you faggots

Absolute shitcoin ETC has 10x the volume of LINK. You retards can keep holding but know this - literally no one outside biz cares about this. Your breadcrumbs are fake and designed to appeal to your small lizard brain.

>>14859514

>>14840921
>event is cancelled, attendees are evacuated due to reports of a gang of strange men said to be at the venue stalking a participant
>men wearing blue plaid shirts are rumored to be armed and possibly dangerous, do not attempt to approach them

We still love you Sergey !

Damn you guys posting so much pasta I'm starting to get hungry

>>14744434
The project will be FUDed until it’s exchange listing and eventual moon to $5+ that’s just how biz operates.

How much does being fat/obese affect your ability of finding a job (especially in technical fields like IT, software, engineering)? It seems like fat (and I mean here people are who noticeably fat) people are discriminated in hiring, but of course it is hard to ever to pinpoint.

>>14631243
Just start talking in technical jargon and she'll get the idea that you're smart and successful.
>Well I've been investing recently in a middleware protocol for smartcontract technologies.
>oh what is a smartcontract? It's essentially a deterministic digital agreement that circumvents the traditional problems of trust that come with the traditional probabilistic agreements.

I'm so incredibly JUSTed on this I can barely breathe. Almost five years of savings, eradicated in less than a year thanks to this vaporware ponzi scam. Every day I wake up, hoping things will maybe turn around, that my holdings will pump, but they never do--they merely continue to tank. Down and down, further and further, sinking into the abyss. I'm now down 96% from my initial, barely scraping by in my real life, with no money left to put in or double down. I'm convinced that I will never break even, yet I'm too afraid to sell and cut my losses. I'm not looking for consolation--I recognize I'm screaming into the void. I'm not at the point where I want to an hero, but I'm drawing close. I've even begun to pray, praying to some unknown entity to save me from my self-inflicted immiseration and turn my luck around, but I know that's pointless. I know I've brought this upon myself. That is all.

ATTENTION ALL TRIP-FAGS - Yes, that means all you faggots from other boards who are used to using a trip & have recently decided to start coming here:

We would all appreciate it if you left your trip at the door, it makes this place so much better. If you find that too difficult at first, try posting a few times without it just to get used to it. We are all frens here, we are all in this together, we laugh together and on days like today we despair together. You can be our fren too and still take part, you really don't need to be a name fag though anon.

>inb4 op is himself a faggot - fuck you retards !

>>14452684
DON'T WORRY FRIEND, EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL