/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have never had sex

> maybe it's gone up

sex

How do people get scammed when they can just recall the money they've sent? All banks do this.

I guess we can't be too salty. These last few weeks were exciting, fun, made us money and all but it has also been very revealing and showed us many reasons why the Doge $1 meme is just a meme. Thanks for the laughs guys but the dog has been neutered.

Greed will never go away. There will always be whales. Hold or don't. I'm opting for the latter. The people throwing their stimulus checks in are gonna get REKT and just a week ago this seemed FEASIBLE to cause a pump, now I know whales are drooling over it so they can dump. I can't say I can blame them but the writing is on the wall. It might slowly climb in the years to come but whales have truly cut this coins legs off at the knee.

I hope I'm wrong in the long run and will still keep and few thousand just in case.

FUCK. WHALES.

Why is business so hard? I'm getting ravaged

Why does my metamask wallet token value drop by hundreds of dollars every time I swap tokens? where the fuck is that money going?

1) We actually get hyperinflation, everyone becomes a millionaire and the US will become a irrelevant shithole
2) Every asset crashes 50% at least as they try to save the US dollar
3) Something else? What

1) We actually get hyperinflation, everyone becomes a millionaire and the US will become a irrelevant shithole
2) Every asset crashes 50% at least as they try to save the US dollar
3) Something else? What

>>28196633
Fren... We had such a good run up to ten cents till you put that bad mojo on us

>>28161706
>This market is a casino stop treating it like the stock market
Tell me how I know you have been here less than a month

>>28030590
this guy is right about me being right

I have like 50 transactions on etherscan from uniswap and other transactions and also swapped on like 5 different exchanges

how the fuck do I do my taxes. I don't even care if I overpay, I just don't want to get fucked over

>>27817268
do you really think we have until April? I fear that we only have 1 or 2 weeks left
everything is mooning and AAVE is literally a straight line up. All the crypto shills on twitter unironically think that we are not even in "greed" phase yet. Looks like we are already in the delusion phase fuuuck I just need 1 more month

t. lived through 2014-16 and 2017-2020 bear markets

>>27729675
>go 80% ETH and BTC long
you are so fucking dumb man. You just going to keep holding onto your dino stacks forever?

>>27688199
>If I were to invest, say $200 into something, and then see that $200 turn into $250, I would feel very depressed, since I could've made, say, something like $50,000 had I would've invested $200,000. I felt like this back in 2017, too.
You are a fucking idiot

Anyone done this?

I tried copying the coingecko api string as shown on their site and in their example sheets and it gave me an error saying "#NAME? Unknown function: 'importJSON'." even though it's literally the exact same thing they put in their Google Sheets and it works for them

Here is what I used:

=importJSON("https://api.coingecko.com/api/v3/coins/markets?vs_currency=usd&ids=bitcoin","0.current_price")

how do I fix this?

Why are you idiots buying MILK instead of SHAKE

You retards think you are "hurting" the hedge funds but the truth is that you are hurting nobody but yourself and other retail investors.

1) in the end, hedge funds will make a killing from this and 95% of you will lose money.
2) After this shitshow is done, the regulators will further restrict, control, limit or even ban financial instruments, how you can and cannot trade etc.
3) This shit might even be a catalyst for a market crash in equities, taking crypto with it

Why don't women buy stocks?

It just rubs me the wrong way that literal redditors are doing shit like this and not 4chan

Why do people on this site keep telling each other to have sex?

Why is the customer service in the US always so enthusiastic? Every time I went to the US and interacted with the customer service of any company, I started to feel better about myself after the interaction.

It's kind of unfair on the previous generations that how easy it is to make money in this generation