/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Listen man, you can't be bumping the thread 50 times on one id anymore
>turns out being pointed out as a dumbfuck bump baggie is counterproductive to our efforts
>We're assigning you to the phone farm room, and I don't want to hear any complaints about the smell.
>You did this to yourself.
kek dumbfucks

I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren how I quit my job to trade during a historic bullrun and possible recession and came out with zero profits

>>55776285
>>55776331
Told you niggers

Gotta look at the calendar

>soxl
They see me buyin, they hatin

Guess I'll but some nio 60 dollar calls for 2022

>>29730591
I am anon. But this is what I do.

>put 5% into 401k from each paycheck. My employer matches me for this amount 100%.
>put 6k into my roth ira every year, I think I'm going to fuck around with soxl or other similar etfs here
>everything else i dump into my normal investment account for stocks and options

And im 100% in.

WHAT DO I BUY WITH 250 DOLLARS IN MY ROTH IRA. HURRY BEFORE THE DIP ENDS

>>29451977
>stimulants and nicotine
The insane amount of beer I drink doesn't even keep the lbs on.

I am cutting back on beer and nicotine though, and my peleton gets here in a week.

https://youtu.be/aHGd6LqAVzw

>jack ma btfo by daddy elon

>YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB OF WASTING MY TIME, IF YOU ARE GOING TO FILIBUSTER YOU SHOULD RUN FOR THE SENATE
YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB OF WASTING MY TIME, IF YOU ARE GOING TO FILIBUSTER YOU SHOULD RUN FOR THE SENATE
>YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB OF WASTING MY TIME, IF YOU ARE GOING TO FILIBUSTER YOU SHOULD RUN FOR THE SENATE
YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB OF WASTING MY TIME, IF YOU ARE GOING TO FILIBUSTER YOU SHOULD RUN FOR THE SENATE
>YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB OF WASTING MY TIME, IF YOU ARE GOING TO FILIBUSTER YOU SHOULD RUN FOR THE SENATE
YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB OF WASTING MY TIME, IF YOU ARE GOING TO FILIBUSTER YOU SHOULD RUN FOR THE SENATE

>>29035834
I did this anon. I crashed the market. I bought 1 soxl at 710, and 13 arkf at 64. After that everything started crashing. You guys should open short positions on literally anything because I am not going to stop buying arkf no matter the price until everyone is brought down with me.

>>28987379
>op files taxes normally now,
>files taxes for three years
>third year gets audited
>they see some problems
>'but I had no idea what I was doing g I dindu nufin." - op
>'well sir, you're post on 4chan says you did know at this time and you didn't turn yourself in' - some female irs agent

>>29000000
Based asf.

>>28996700
Nio. Anon. That is all

>>28995038
You're good man, just wait until merger is announced. It will pump Bigly, get out the same fucking day. Maybe even put a trailing stop if you can't watch the chart.

>>28914930
>buy some arkf at the top, it goes down
>buy some soxl at the top ot goes down

I'm going to crash everything anon. I will not stop buying arkf and soxl. I literally don't give a fuck anymore. I'm selling my meme plays and splitting 50/50 for these 2 big ass memes. Im going to make sure I take down as much of you as I can.

>Buy soxl, it goes down.
>Buy arkf, it also goes down.

I dont care anymore, im going to crash both, I will keep buying and it will keep going down, and im taking you all with me. Every paycheck I will dump 2k into them.

>>28758696
>invests in arkf
>profit off crypto no matter what happens with it

I'm done trying to pick meme stocks guys. I have my meme portfolio that I can fuck around with, but my roth ira is going to be all ark etfs to start. I will have 12k in there soon, 6k for 2020, 6k for 2021. What ark etfs should I buy first? Does it really even matter?

I was looking at arkf in particular to buy first. But maybe I should get arkk or arkw and not worry about it. Tsla exposure im torn desu. Really wish they didn't have that much but they must be bullish asf still to cathie, so ill let her decide.

My meme folder is about 60% Nio already though, (15k)....at 9 average.

Arkf vs arkg?

>>28463984
>>28464254
>>28464412
ma niggas

Just sold half my stack

The dip may begin

>>28339533
AEZS. Now fuck off

Omg LOL I can't believe you actually bought in like HAHAHAHAHA and you didn't even sell so liek DOUBLE-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!