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>>5647672

Im drunk and high asf right now and this sounds brilliant as hell.

>year 2085

>matthew tries to unlock his grandpa rick's metal box
>he finds a semen-crusted t-shirt with 27 different stupid words on it written with a permanent marker
>tries it on a ledger
-BLEEP BLOOP ITEM FOUND BLEEP-
>sweat starts to rise on the temple of matthew
-BLOOP BLEEP ASSETS TRANSFERED TO UNI-WALLET 3.5 BLEEP-
>matthew sharts as he sips an energy drink and begins to fondle himself
>the monitor quickly projects his assets on his universal XLM node run wallet
>ACCOUNT BALANCE: 100 000 LINK
>matthew starts yelling and throws his screen towards the wall
>his shit of an grandpa just landed him a prison sentece since LINK was banned in the 2020 crypto wars as child porn currency
>nano-swats raid matthew's home and shoot him on sight because jail is nowadays served in virtual reality where they code your dna into

You cease to exist physically but your imagination will live on in virtual prison for ever. Never leave LINKs unattended people.

5k SAT BOOYAAAAAAH