/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57042655
You can't time the market perfectly but you can get really really close so sometimes. It's definitely worth trying. Long hodling is just for midwits

>>57012791
>Still overweight

They like um thikkkkk

>>56992127
Buy TLT/TMF retard. This is financial advice.

>>56990246
What was it you felt comfortable doing anon? I am interested. The only thing I've ever declined is a chick that wanted me to hit her and leave bruises. That sounded like the FBI was trying to get me locked up or something

>>56985217
The chin seems kinda like a tranny. Would.

>>56979544
Soft landing already happened. Bonds already crashed. You niggas are living in the past.

TLT to 150+ in 2024

TMF
M
F

Tell me why you would buy anything else. This is the easiest shit I have ever seen in my life and you guys will find some way to fuck it up gambling on Chinese tickers with 5 letters instead.

>>56973296
>>56973296
>Generational lows in bonds
>Makes fun of them instead of slurping the dip

Derrrrrrrrrrr what happens when rates go down durrepp, shits pants, eats glue, sniffs own farts

>>56971499
Ive got enough pork butt, cheese, eggs, sausage and shit in my fridge to last a month. Freezers are fake and gay. If you think the world is ending (it's not) you would be better off hoarding shit with a better shelf life and doesn't need electricity to keep fresh
>Ammo
>Liquor
>Drugs
>Toilet paper/baby supplies
>Medical supplies

Hoarding food is literally only for obese retarded boomers that honestly are just ngmi

>>56970589
COVID was just so the government could refinance their debt. Literally nothing ever happened and it's all fake and gay and now we can go back to 10x leverage at 0% interest and pump and dump scam ipos being listed every week.

Buy TMF

>>56844573
I'm a pleasure dom.