/biz/ - Business & Finance

So I can stop imagining and start experiencing.

I am the bzx whale and I will begin a large sale in 30 minutes.
You have been warned!

>>21013058
>Letting a random bar slut sit on your face.
>Not finding a broke college girl that needs money for school, that will pledge fealty to your face and your face alone, in exchange for 0.00001% of your net worth.

What's worth more 32 ETH or 1000Links?

is chainlink good for you

>Pay foreign girl for a ton of custom photos.
>Use those photos to cat fish tech illiterate boomers.
>Milk them for thousands of dollars leading them on.
>Tell them you want to fly to America and meet them, but you need money for an airplane ticket and a large deposit for the visa that will ensure you return to your third world country.
>On the final day write to them pretending to the be the girls mother. Say the girl was really 17 not 19, and you caught her attempting to leave the country to meet.

rinse repeat.

>>20137939
Oh no haha ha
ha

>>20107353
Imagine those heavy wet thighs wrapped around your back
oh jezzus