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>>15493986

Finding link in the sea of shitcoins and experiencing post mainnet launch is like trying to have children, getting girls the first three or four times, and then the next time your wife is pregnant the doctor tells you it is a boy.
You are ecstatic, finally you have received the news you always wanted to hear, that one of the things you wanted most in life, a son, will soon be in your arms. After months of waiting and tending to your wife, giving her your time, money, love and support, the day has come. Her water has broke and you zoom her off to the hospital.
After hours of labor with you in the room the whole time, the baby arrives! Your wife no longer needs to struggle, her work is done, the heavily anticipates moment is now your reality.
The doctor’s put the baby in your wife’s arms and as you and her both look at your first born son’s face for the first time.
You see a mongoloid baby, with a little dead fetus attached to it’s neck that didn’t develop into a twin. Your “son” also has one leg significantly shorter than the other. The more you look at him, the more you think it might not be a mongoloid, maybe a cross of pygmyism and a few other deformaties. It’s definitely going to be retarded.

And that’s what LINK has been like.