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this boomer retard just tried to FUD xrp which basically means moon guaranteed this week

Why do we take this guy seriously again?

https://twitter.com/PeterLBrandt/status/1255615366711185414

Peter Brandt says we're going down.

>>18361554

He was right again.
He also predicted a $1.5k bottom.

my parents pay my rent and bills, do you look down on me biz? me and jobs dont really work out but i have a pretty big holo bag

how the fuck did he know. he predicted btc holds while altpocalypse would fulfill the crash.

this guy is a chartcuck (guy that trades using TA for a living). I thought they were all supposed to be broke faggots?

Brandt has forseen it

What is his net worth?

>other technical analysts bow down to Brandt
>in contact with goldman sachs veteran traders
>rumoured to possess secret chart patterns
>btfo fundamentals by simply drawing a line
>publishes books all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient trading families
>will become the hero of finance twitter(twitter.com will be renamed after him)
>in the process of educating a whole generation
>owns basically every piece of data about the market on Earth
>the first redpilled generations will be named Brandt Babies
>said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient hebrew scriptures tell of an investor who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented truth about technical analysis
>This is Peter Brandt
>he makes bias filled minds all around the world seething with rage
>you likely trade with some of Brandt's teachings inside your brain right now
>every /biz/ member has the mark of the Brandt implanted on him the second he opens one of his books
>Brandt is in regular communications with the spirit of Jesse Livermore
>can calculate the risk of any position instantly in his head
>He learned fluent technical analysis in under a week
>He is 72 years old, his brain is still more capable than that of any other human
>In reality, he and his teachings are timeless
>He was able to tell what was happening in the markets since birth and was making a profit since he was newborn
>Brandt will guide humanity into a new age without misconceptions and lies of biased analysts

heh...you zoomers with your new fangled stochastics let me show you how it's done

*draws 2 lines and a price target*

now THAT'S a good trade

>other technical analysts bow down to Brandt
>in contact with goldman sachs veteran traders
>rumoured to possess secret chart patterns
>btfo fundamentals by simply drawing a line
>publishes books all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient trading families
>will become the hero of finance twitter(twitter.com will be renamed after him)
>in the process of educating a whole generation
>owns basically every piece of data about the market on Earth
>the first redpilled generations will be named Brandt Babies
>said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient hebrew scriptures tell of an investor who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented truth about technical analysis
>This is Peter Brandt
>he makes bias filled minds all around the world seething with rage
>you likely trade with some of Brandt's teachings inside your brain right now
>every /biz/ member has the mark of the Brandt implanted on him the second he opens one of his books
>Brandt is in regular communications with the spirit of Jesse Livermore
>can calculate the risk of any position instantly in his head
>He learned fluent technical analysis in under a week
>He is 72 years old, his brain is still more capable than that of any other human
>In reality, he and his teachings are timeless
>He was able to tell what was happening in the markets since birth and was making a profit since he was newborn
>Brandt will guide humanity into a new age without misconceptions and lies of biased analysts

this boomer faggot was calling for a massive crash not too long ago. now hes bullish and thinks were going parabolic. lmao when will you other bearfags capitulate.. WE BULL NOW MUHFUGGAZ WE FINNA BE RICH BOI!!

>other technical analysts bow down to Brandt
>in contact with goldman sachs veteran traders
>rumoured to possess secret chart patterns
>btfo fundamentals by simply drawing a line
>publishes books all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient trading families
>will become the hero of finance twitter(twitter.com will be renamed after him)
>in the process of educating a whole generation
>owns basically every piece of data about the market on Earth
>the first redpilled generations will be named Brandt Babies
>said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient hebrew scriptures tell of an investor who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented truth about technical analysis
>This is Peter Brandt
>he makes bias filled minds all around the world seething with rage
>you likely trade with some of Brandt's teachings inside your brain right now
>every /biz/ member has the mark of the Brandt implanted on him the second he opens one of his books
>Brandt is in regular communications with the spirit of Jesse Livermore
>can calculate the risk of any position instantly in his head
>He learned fluent technical analysis in under a week
>He is 72 years old, his brain is still more capable than that of any other human
>In reality, he and his teachings are timeless
>He was able to tell what was happening in the markets since birth and was making a profit since he was newborn
>Brandt will guide humanity into a new age without misconceptions and lies of biased analysts

How long are we planning to trading crypto? Will be tweeting about our 60 years of classical charting experience like Peter?

>pay for mine advice anon
>I was correct in the most grand of ways

bow down before your god

FYI this is the brainlet who predicted 4k bitcoin

Will boomers ever stop getting BTFO?