/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30259416
Based codpiece wearer.
>>30256613
I'm off to bed shortly, thanks for the entertainment while I slog through this essay.

>>27860830
>the year is 2025
>financial systems have collapsed, world is in disarray
>bugged into your house, feeling safe, for now
>thankfully you stacked and were able to keep your property and live in relative comfort away from the chaos
>hear a rustling in your garage
>see pic related, rummaging through your shelf of household cleaning chemicals and paint
>his eyes, bloodshot, his mouth, gnarled and covered in the residue of various metallic paint
>a moist paper bag, presumably filled with paint hangs at his waist, next to the largest revolver you've ever seen
>you contemplate calling out, maybe you can scare him off
>before you can muster up the courage to speak, he whips around locks eyes with you
>in a chemically induced frenzy he charges at you on all fours, drooling profusely
>your butthole clenches, you prepare for the end
>he charges past you and into your house before crashing through a window and bolting into the night
>all that remains is a trail of frothy drool and junk silver that spilled from his pockets

>>27738762
That is sweet, definitely post pics once you get it.
>>27739123
https://youtu.be/DTyLW3F6W44

>>27689520
based and gluepilled
>>27689268
this one is super comfy

Silver bullion in hand, silver paint in lungs.