/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15068407
underrated post

GPB BTFO forever

>>4949170
all according to plan

Soros's Bitcoin bots are now online. What happens next?

Hi I am a normie in terms of /biz/
I am a complete newfag when it comes to stocks cryptocurrencies etc also a computer illiterate. I only spent my time on /x/ and /pol/
My family is pretty much broke so I need to make money in any sort of way so I chose to learn how to do this thing.

I know absolutely nothing but I am deciding to buy some Monero I think bitcoin is dangerous.

Also I am gen Z so I will be illiterate to your jargons so please go easy on me.

So my questions are

1) I need some concise rundown of how these things work. I think its like i buy some digital currency and I just sit and wait till the price hikes. Is that correct? Now if thats true what are the exchanges and sending and all that? I don't understand what that is.
Also I know zero mechanics of the market as well as manual computer clickings how to sell or buy or take out money I made

2) what is mining? I don't quite get that concept

3) Some website says i could end up in jail why?? I think it had something to do with privacy.

4) So do i buy stocks? or just buy coins and sit and wait to rise in its price? What do I do after I buy some Monero

5) Where do I buy Monero?
I donwloaded from Monero website and I get these weird black notes when I open them.
Those weird programming shits I am confused
Do I need to know how to program to use the application? Why is it all confusing I thought stock exchanges have some sort of websites like etoro and you just click buy and sell buttons

Thanks

>>3672051
https://www.reddit.com/r/Qtum/comments/73cmjb/patrick_dai_had_a_meeting_with_george_soros_fund/

>>3436237
OH GOD ITS SOROS EVERYBODY RUN

>>3376071
>>3376082
What, as opposed to Shillary who licks the boot of the Jew King?

>leave bitcoin to me

I'm an atheist.

>>2562730
>(((somebody)))

So the leading team of patientory has a ceo marketing team that are women and ppls of colours.

With this working week starting and by spreading the good news on the twitter these minorities have excelled in the OPPRESSIVE tech industry and leading the way in health care the normie press coverage will cream it up on their news, facebooks, twitters and reddits.

The lambos will be in our grasp.

So once we're all filthy rich from meme trading, how many of the rest of you assholes are gonna be like this kike and just fuck up the countries of people you hate because its funny then short their currencies to rub their noses in it.

how did he do it ?
> inb4 jew
> inb4 illuminati

>Bought AUPH at 2.98 sold at 3.63

>MFW bagholding cucks stupid enough to get locked in a stock without any daytrades.

You deserve to lose your money.

What does /biz/ think about this in general?

I have no ideas right now, but does anyone have anything to share in terms of stories, successes/failures, things to look out for/pay attention to?

Also looking for resources such as books to read in my free time. My parents have a business, so not everything is foreign to me, but I would appreciate learning more organizational/corporate kind of stuff because my parents work in blue collar as opposed to white collar.

I am majoring in Economics, btw.

As far as capital, I would be able to bring in 5K maybe, but my parents would lend me money if things go well.

I wouldn't be willing to pay people, and thinking about getting 5-10+ people together for 10-20 hours a week to work on/brainstorm business models/plans, to screen for good business partners.

After I get exposure, and the right people I'd look to tackle a market I can work with.

I have lots of experience with Finance & Programming as well.

Worst case scenario, I do some networking and learn stuff.