/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Elon has been pumping bitcoin long before he used Tesla to buy it
>He's going to rug pull dump on crypto fags so hard
How can one man be so based?

>>25198017
>200% over 5 years is great
ahahaha
>2% dividend is great
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Holy shit this nigga gonna retire at 80
>gamestop has gone up more in 3 months than "the greatest renewable power play in the world" has in 5 years

>>25195630
>robinhood
And since you refuse to address the issue I'll ask again, how the fuck do you expect them to keep that slope with an 8% CAGR?

The only crypto I hold is bitcoin and it's literally less volatile than my meme stocks. Imagine actually holding garbage shitcoins.

>>24808669
>guys guys the REAL crash is TOTALLY CONING THIS TIME just BELIEVE and TRUST THE PLAN my dude
You've l i t e r a l l y been saying this since March 24

>>24623764
>the money you give to companies
Stopped reading there, because obviously you failed your first year business classes. When you buy stock, you aren't giving money to the company. You're giving money to another investor / market maker. Corporations see literally zero profit from trading in their shares.

>>24600334
>I DON'T THINK OF YOU AT ALL
I have no idea who you are, but you identified me months later after I called you a retard in a different thread on a different board. Who's living rent free with who?

>>24585923
>china
>rockets
China is still dropping spent rocket stages on villagers while SpaceX flies spent stages back to the launch site. China is desperately trying to clone the Falcon 9, while SpaceX leaps orders of magnitude ahead with Starship. Raptor is literally black magic the Chinese will never match. Get fucking wrecked, Chang.

>>24573440
They still don't understand the GME play

>>24553808
>>24553596
>>24553675
>FUDing GME