/biz/ - Business & Finance

The smart Anon's already made it didn't they? Nobody left behind to help us achieve high-neetdom.

>>15681116
All in on buy puts with 30k on Jan 2022 (super cautious). If it does happen i never have to wagecuck again cause i can reinvest that money heck if i could turn it into 300k id be retired, half in safe investments the rest playing the stock market. 24k a year is enough for food and a place to sleep when im unlikely to ever have a wife.
Lol jk i'd be terrified to do that even though deep down i know i should.

>"H-hey CZ, as you can see I'm very qualified."
>"Rohoho! Rohohohohoho!!!"
>"W-whats so funny?"
>"I'm just looking at your trade history. You really like to buy the rally don't you? Rohoho!"
>"Y-yeah I kinda get influenced by what I read online."
>"Rohohoho! 1k LINK! I think I know where you read. You know they say some naughty wash trading going on there. Rohoho!"
>"Y-yeah b-but I made 10% on FNT!"
>"Yes but you spent just as much on fees because no exchange token. Rohoho!"
>"Haha, yeah I guess I'm just more of a developer than a trader, so do I have the job?"
>"Job? No job. I just say that to get people in here to talk about their trades. You can go now. Rohoho!"

>>15648617
>"ah! Norman Faggot, yes I'd love to get drinks. Does your father still have that position open at Normal Corp? I'm looking for work now that my LINK investment failed... No I haven't invested in NANO yet."