/biz/ - Business & Finance

Op here I'll tell you mine:

>quit my well paying prestigious job
>fall for the travel meme
>go back packing for 18 months
>come back home and start applying for jobs in a new field
>get an interview with the government
>ask if i want an inperson or phone interview
>choose phone interview
>bigmistake.wav
>call is scheduled for 11 am the next day
>ask /biz/ for phone interview advice
>anon says to have a few drinks to calm your nerves
>drink half a bottle of wine at 1030am
>drink the other half at 1045
>answer the call
>the interviewer can smell the alcohol off my breath from the other end of the phone line
>interview ends awkwardly
>contemplate suicide
>make this thread

>>24685174
Is anyone else here a retarded genius?

>knew gme was going to crash
>set stop loss
>didn’t know the earnings was after close
>stop loss cancels
>watch it drop 20% in a minute

I FUCKING HATE STOCKS!!!!!! That was a fucking Jewish trick

>>24258181

>>24255201
It’s not even 9 am and I lost 100 dollars. I haven’t fucking made in a penny IN 3 MONTHS!!!!!!

3 FUCKING MONTHS AND I NEVER MADE A FUCKING CENT

YOU TOLD ME STAKING FANTOM WOULD BE COMFY

ALL I DID WAS LOSE SHIT COINS SENDING IT AND IT CRASHED NOW I CANT GET IT OUT

>>22976900
I watched Tesla dip to 330 and bought Apple instead

>>22955117
I bought Apple at 130 and it’s absolutely raping my portfolio. I also watched Tesla drop to 330 and didn’t buy it

STUPID IDIOT RETARD

Completely fucked my retard portfolio because I bought Apple and ftm at the top and can’t wait 2 days like a retard

>>22898265
lmao time to end it
send rope please, it's all downhill from here, next ID will be even worse
0xd8Bfd35052d4F8Ada19c533FB2AF71Bd6F6ED86f

Every fucking investment I’ve made has been crabbing for weeks and it’s my first time

IM SO SICK OF BEING POOR AND LIVING NEAR POOR PEOPLE

I WANT A FUCKING MANSION

>cigarette smoke
>shitty run down house
>neighbors are always 3 feet away from me
>every time I go in my backyard I hear kids screaming and my fucking neighbors yell at their dogs 8 hours a day
>everyone drinking cheap booze and smoking
>neighbors parking cars in their backyard
>having neighbors right next to me outside
>sharing one bathroom with 3 people
>house is depressing as fuck
>worthless property worthless house
>shitty broken down everything
>dogs barking at every house every hour

I WANT MY FUCKING MANSION!!!!!!!!

>>22864502
I BOUGHT At THE FUCKING TOP

DOWN FUCKING 75%

I MISSED FUCKING EVERYTHING AND I’M FREAKING OUT ABOUT MONEY

>only have 1k in stocks
>want more but I need to get a car and move out

>>22860562
>spent the last 3 years working from home making jack shit
>if I bought link or stocks or fucking anything I’d be rich

I’m not making it. I don’t have enough time or will to live.

WHY THE FUCK DID I MISS LINK

I wanna be able to afford stocks and a nice house the FUCK RIGHT NOW

>>22842683

Wait until you have to try to think of reasons to not eat a bullet when we blast past $200 in November.

Let’s see if you feel so giddy about your “ plays” then.

I wish I could keep claiming free uni I want to die that was the only good thing that’s ever happened to me

I JUST WANNA BE AWAY FROM PEOPLE

I’m not a rural fag I wanna live in a big city without neighbors with my own mansion and property

No cigarette smoke no kids no trash no neighbors no barking dogs no cars near my window no neighbors being 3 feet from my house

I WANNA MAKE IT

>missed link

WHAT DO?!?!!??!!!!? I refuse to buy it now

I was on fucking r9k miserable all day in thought crypto was dead so I never came here

I BOIGHT LITERALLY EVERYTHING AT THE TOP

everything literally fucking everything. I even watched tsla drop down to 330 in one night and DIDNT FUCKING BUY

all I do is fomo at the top and I’ve been fucking slowly bleeding for months

>>22808967
WERE LITERALLY GOING TO THE FLOOR FOR THE NEXT 2 months aren’t we

God damn it GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I could not have picked a worst time to buy

>>22802769
Why isn’t this piece of shit up 5000% in 3 days after I bought it’s not going straight up and green every time I check it scam