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I cut Uncle Sam a $12,000 check two days ago. It fucking hurt bro.. I mean A LOT! However after it was all said and done it was kind of freeing. I mean no way can those sick IRS fucks come back on my ass 3 years from now when we are all fucking swimming in cash. I also intend to fuck those motherfuckers out of twice that much this year by using better privacy based trade-craft. Know this.. the IRS plays the long con... they can afford to wait to you have real assets.. then they strike and leverage your ass for real money. Good Luck anon.

April 17 you stupid fuck.

Law abiding Tax paying anons. How does the IRS know that our 1099's are Crypto. They are talking about nobody reporting.. but there is no category to place it in for their data collections - I'm using turbo-tax and I am paying my fair share.

They are coming for us anons. No crypto lobby. Plenty of cash to grab. Normies KNOW crypto is nothing but drug dealers and child porn distributors. Be ready. Im just hoping they dont get to deep in my ass.

>>8520978
Because they only sent out paperwork for 2012-2016 - Numbnuts you still fucking owe at least 9K on the 60K IF they were CapitalGains. It's stupid fucks like you that are ruining crypto.

Well said OP. It's about time there was a halfway decent post on this board. I appreciate the time and effort you put into your post. I am also glad you didnt use the term nigger, jews, or cucks. You shed a little bit of light on my day. Thank you very much.

>>8218812
I feel you bro - same here I went to cash on normiebase $80,000 for like 2 days . Then played day-trader for like a week or two always going to cash. Now its all in ALTS at like 180K down from 500K - now I must fucking sell ETH to pay for the 2 fucking days and the day-trading bullshit. Fuck we all screwed because looks like this shit going to zero anyway.

Good news anon you have 2 extra days this year to pay.

OP April 15th is not TAX DAY.

/biz I'm using bitcointax.io to figure up my trades. Please explain why the first in first out method seems to be fucking me so bad. Most of my coins were purchased >12 months before my sale date. The difference between that and my last in last out numbers is fucking huge. Please help. Oh yeah obviously i'm from the USA and not a shit-tier country.

I'm sorry sir TRAPS don't have sperm.

If you have any doubt that uncle sam is not going to enjoy every minute of ass fucking all you little cryptokids then dont pay your capital gains. Crypto has zero lobby. Fucking over crypto holders is a win win situation. Coinbase, Kraken, and Poly did'nt just hand over the traders they handed over everything. Go ahead fuck with the IRS.

Just a friendly reminder that all those fat checks are due in 70 DAYS.
God has granted you an extra 2 days to file use them wisely.