/biz/ - Business & Finance

EQUITY'S BROKEN, MY MORTGAGE IS SMOKIN'
THEY'RE EVEN FORECLOSING MY NAAAAME
I CAN'T PAY THE FEES-AND THEY'RE MIGHTY UNPLEAS-ED
SO I HANG MY HEAD IN SHAAAAME

SENILE OL BIDEN, SOUND THE SIREN-
POWEL HAS KEKED, RESISTANCES ARE FUCKED
YELLOW STONE MUST ERUPT

EQUITY'S BROKEN, MY MORTGAGE IS SMOKIN'
THEY'RE EVEN FORECLOSING MY NAAAAME
I CAN'T PAY THE FEES-AND THEY'RE MIGHTY UNPLEAS-ED
I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BAAAAAAAAGS

>my tsla puts
I was financially sodomized

>futures moved up

YOU LIED TO ME /smg/

THE MARKET WASN'T SUPPOSED TO OPEN ON MONDAY

>>18075649
pRiCeD In
>also can we please stop talking about unemployment

WE'RE ALL GOING TO FEMA CAMPS

LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
>LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
>LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
>LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED

R-R-RECESSION?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>Be me
>Shortness of breath and coof
>There has already been a death in my county
>Call Emergency room asking if they have tests
>Yes anon, but you have to call the Coronavirus hotline first
>Call coronavirus hotline
>We’re sorry anon we can’t do anything until you call your primary care physician
>Call primary care physician
>Well anon, have you traveled outside of the country, or been around anyone who has?
>wtf? This thing has achieved community spread already why are you asking me that?
>Alright we will have the nurse practitioner call you back
>3 hours later, still no call back
>MFW

I'M DOWN 37K USD I DID NOT HAVE

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STONKS R LOOKIN GUD SENPAI

BUY THE DIP

>>17555512
listen retard........ DO YOU REALLY THINK THE PPT IS GOING TO BUY AT THE LAST 15 MINUTES TODAY AND MAKE ALL STONKS GO UP +10%?

>Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88s-CBUBEa0

>And all I see and all I see is red
>My stomachs burning and the bears just did me in
>And that's all i know then all I know is red

>Red
>Red
>Red
>RED
>RED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EVERYONE GATHER AROUND WE NEED A PRAYER FOR THE MIGHTY PPT

https://youtu.be/ypHZ_iKBcoo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets

hello

>CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO DUMP

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT TRON WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE BIGGEST COIN BY MY VOLUME

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A DIP ON HER FOREHEAD (YEAHHHAHH)

BAM

RED CANDLES START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
FED TO THE CHINKS AND I HIT THE SELL BUTTON
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO BUY THAT DIP
TA SAYS BOUNCE BUT THE COIN IS SHIT
SO MANY MOON, NOT MANY MINE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH SELL LOW AND BUY HIGH?
YOU NEVER KNOW TILL YOU'RE ON /BIZ/ BRO
YOU'LL NEVER GROW THAT PORTFOLIO

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A WOJAK, FOMO BUY IN, GET BAGS
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A WOJAK, FUDDING OTHERS, WHAT A FAG
ALL YOUR SHITCOINS ARE GOLD
ONLY SHITTING STREETS BREAK THE MOLD