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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY'RE CALLING THE NEW TESTING SITES CBT SITES OR CBTS!!!
(the guy even joked that pence wouldn't like the name)

>>17660118
Here's the original pic from /cvg/ that was edited, with the relevant text and here's the source link. It seems like a strong 'maybe'. The testicles are high in ACE2 receptors and that makes it vulnerable to coronavirus.

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418v1

>>17556944
The things I would do to smell her smelling me smelling her you don’t even know...

>>17556991
Boomers never lose
How have you not realized that yet? The market will not crash until they’re all dead.

Which may be sooner because you know

Anyhow what’d he say? Should I be buying or dumping?

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>>17532035
kek scoops that was so obviously you
good luck. Stop biting your fingernails

>>17532063
oh man this is one that really sticks in your head.

I remember when cartoon network played a special of all these canadian cartoon shorts from CFB. It was actually kind of disturbing and depressing.

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>>17532059
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>>17532090
I brought up the possibility of it staying with you and reemerging like the chicken pox and shingles, or herpes and cold sores, or HPV and warts, but those viruses are of different families not coronaviruses.

If it has latent brain effects that could be really bad for humanity. Like Toxoplasmosis or some shit?

What's not fake news about this thing I can't even tell. Am I going to lose my brain and my balls?

>>17461100
Post links.

I’d like to put together a pastebin for the OP to keep memes and hentai in the first post and the important shit backed up.

>>17461138
Where do you find the up to date info on repo operations sums?

>>17461063
I’ve seen this footage. But I couldn’t find it so thanks for reposting it.

>>17461133
Goodness. Do you think that if he ices them to reduce inflammation it might help?

Get plenty of garlic and zinc friends!

I wonder if there are any insanely cheap deals on cruises because of this. Any chance we’ll get some luxury bargains? Boomers cancelling after totally panicking?

The only part that worries me is that possible renal and leydig damage from corona...

FUCKING FUCK MOTHER FUCK ASS SHITS GODDAMN

which one of you motherfuckers convinced me not to sell Sony and Nintendies? Wheres the shmuck who said not to sell low when I’d end up buying back in higher goddamn it?

>>17416775
Omg what a cutie

WRECK MY RENAL TUBULAR CELLS AND SEMINIFEROUS DUCTS CORONACHAN!!!

>>17416812
>Selling for a loss
C’mon man. Often a bad move.

>>17416811
The president in idiocracy was also a pornstar. Meanwhile DRUMPF STILL WONT RELEASE THE PEE TAPE RETURNS

America deserves to see the truth!!

>>17416869
Fug off
JNJ is fine
STRONG AMERICAN JOHNSON

>>17409264
You’re dead. What’re you doing here?

>>17409267
This, mostly. This is way too much panic and smugbears.

>>17407979
>I just think whoever is in charge of the market would prefer a wiseass literal jew running the country over some self-proclaimed businessman who camoed on WWE a couple times.
Wait you mean Bloomberg, not Bernie right?

Bloomberg has a chance at the nomination. I didn't see the debate, just some bits and pieces, but I think he has a chance.

But not at the presidency.

>He just announced himself as a democrat to exploit their hatred of Trump
uhhhh this isn't particularly unusual in our retard 2-party Us vs. Them system.

Trump was a Democrat. Warren was a republican. One jackoff used to work for msnbc now shitposts his mouth off on Fox News.

Because everything is simplified into two poles, people can't have any nuance and may have to flip completely rather then adjust their positioning a little bit one way or the other.

>>17408004
He's referring to the people he thinks pull the strings.
If you believe in a unified "THEM" rather than a vast and interconnected web of human and nonhuman variables, he thinks that them would like Bloomberg more that Trump.

>>17408060
>Trump or Bloomberg
seems likely from my perspective, we'll have to see if his staff can hit back at warren's lame attacks.
>what Sanders or Warren could do
very limited when they have a congress that isn't going to go along with any extremist policies
They could put a lot of fear into the markets and shake out weak hands, but eventually it'd be business as usual as nothing they want goes their way.

>>17408065
>Silver
fuck off Bobo I'm not buying the top in silver AGAIN

>>17408083
>QYLD on 2:1 leverage
wtf why leverage? I don't think that's how you want to use leverage. I hold some in my IRA so I don't get taxxed on the divvies. That's it.

>>17408133
Literally every bank in the world is going to print money like mad, and all the institutions will use that money to snatch up equities of the greatest companies in the world... especially US tech stocks.