/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Go to a casino
>Go to the roulette table
>Company messed up colours and the cheap casino bought one with red and green colours
>"Red or green, place your bets, sir."
>Sit down
>Bet on red
>Its green
>"Bad luck I guess"
>Bet on red again
>Its green
>Croupier has a smug smile under his big nose
>Bet on red again
>Its green
>All others on the table are laughing
>Croupier calls other big nosed gentleman over
>All bet on green
>"I will show them. Red it is!"
>Its green
>Everyone is laughing and takes their money
>You look under the table
>Theres a questionable expedient under the table
>Obviously manipulated the game
>Everyone can see it
>Its obvious to everyone
>"YOU CANT DO THIS, THIS QUESTIONABLE EXPEDIENT IS BAD!"
>"Please calm down, sir. Our QE equipment is legal. Place your bets."
>You bet on red despite the odds
>Its green
>"No.. this cant be. This is illegal! It should be red! he is obviously manipulating the table! Hes not allowed to do that!"
>You bet on red again
>"ITS RED!"
>Croupier takes ball and puts it into a green field
>"Its green, sir."
>You leave the casino just to come back to do the same the next day
>You start to tell others how the game is rigged and always green
>You also continue betting on red
Thats your life on Bobo juice, kids