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>raytheon up nearly 5% today
BASED fucking boomer stocks

>>25689488
400 reporting in

>>24907939
Based

>>22619889
I don't own any crypto, I'm just here to laugh at your misfortune

>>22293361
Nice

>tfw no boxxy gf

if there was a world war 3 where should I invest my money?

>>16770076
guaranteed income is the foundation for all investment and trade

>>16049856
if you can't beat em, join em

>>13296063
meme magic is real, my Dude

>>12973391
something wrong fellow boomer?

>>12779224
Max out your Roth IRA contributions every year and invest it in dividend growth funds/stocks. Avoid high-yield dividend funds/stocks -- steady dividend growth is what you want.

Invest the minimum amount in your 401k that maximizes your employer's matching contribution. Also invest this money in dividend growth funds/stocks.

The above should ensure that you never just yourself too hard if your other investments go tits up.

Anyway, you can go a few ways with investing the rest of your money. Different people will give you different advice.

But here's what I'd do with everything left over after the above:
>20% in India (MINDX)
>20% in Bitcoin (this is an inflation/downturn hedge as well as a growth opportunity)
>10% in video games (GAMR)
>10% in automation (ROBO)
>20% in S&P 500 (SPY)
>20% in small cap (IJR)

I say 29 for retiring financially

23 to lose virginity for men (i am 100% sure of this; ex-PUA here)

If older than that save yourself the hassle and JUST play sudoku.

>>12153380
>graduate from a ~#20 school with GPA of 3.6
>many revisions of resume until highly polished
>apply to ~40 jobs and got 2 interviews
>didn't prepare for the first interview
>bombed it
>schedule & attend interview prep at college career center
>pass the second interview
>start as an analyst at a big bank you've heard of
>shitty starting role where I was basically running reports and pasting results into PowerPoint slides
>use free time in and outside of work to learn SAS
>get certified in SAS
>use SAS to automate reports at work
>use free time to learn Tableau
>get certified in Tableau
>use Tableau to visualize reports at work
>get promoted for doing cool stuff with SAS and Tableau while peers are still using SQL and Excel
>leverage promotion to transfer internally into more specialized/niche department within bank with more interesting work
>create polished LinkedIn profile describing skills and work/project experience
>get hired at more prestigious bank doing same specialty work, but for more money
>use free time to brush up on statistics
>use free time to learn enough about machine learning and Python to pretend to understand them
>recruiter from FAANG company reaches out with Data Science role

sorry for the wall of greentext

>he's over 30
>he can't explain what he does for living in one or two words
>still thinks he's going to make it

Guys, fucken listen up eshays.

GCR will be swapped for the TREOS token, each TREOS token will be put on a queue to be purchased off you for $40 as its the fuel for the new TREOS platform.

Yes you can use any crypto currency to buy TREOS tokens in the kiosk, and use it to buy goods and services.

Join in on the official treos telegram

At what age did you become a Boomer? (Me at 27; i started looking like 30 and odd at clubs and women in their 20's were disgusted, also felt like i enjoyed my youth days and now its time to mow the lawn)

I am asking because i am opening a day care centre for boomers (mostly mental support)

>>10979261
COPE

YOU BOOMERS CAN COPE ALL YOU WANT. IT CHANGES N O T H I N G

You guys scare all teen women away and crash parties

It's for a product i will be launching

Please answer yes or no

>you hate Gummo
>you like peace and quiet
>people in retail call you sir
>you try looking younger
>you scare early twenties people
>over age 25

Depends on your work and boss tbqhfam. If you’re an office drone and hate your job and management I would find a way out of it. If your job is ok and you get along with your boss just go and get yourself some free grub, have a few beers, and shoot the shit. The latter option is provided you aren’t a total autist that can’t handle human interaction

a classic

THANK YOU BOOMER

>>10590186
Today's a good day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo2qQmj0_h4

>>10552263
It's not so bad on the other side anon