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CAN YOU FEEL IT YOU SALTY FUDSTERS

Idont care if it goes over 10$ only in 2021-2022 i jsut want to be on biz when we hit 7.7777

PLS GOD

The year was 2028, JP Morgan and Google have released their joint effort 4,096 Qbit quantum computer. Under threat of banishment from Emperor Trump they are forced to target Bitcoin’s SHA256 algorithm as a last ditch effort to save the dying central banking system.
The pandemic of 2020 has caused massive hyperinflation after the virus mutated to effect those with a gene specific to Levantine ancestry at a 77% mortality rate. This gene is common in Jewish and Muslim populations, and each group blamed the other for creating the mutation. Escalating tensions brought Israel and Iran to a bloody war with each other. The United States, however, could only provide aid to their greatest ally through monetary means as their military was currently dealing with domestic food riots, while at the same time staving off a Chinese invasion. The US government succeeded in its military efforts, but at the cost of the freedom of its people. Martial law was declared, and the US dollar fell out of favor as the world reserve currency after losing 99.9% of its purchasing power in a period of 2 years. Estimates put the amount of US dollars printed to fund the Levantine wars at around $42 trillion. Globally, the world was starting to turn towards Bitcoin for what remained of international trade. It does not make sense to speak about Bitcoin in dollar value at this point. All financial organizations were put under government control when the price hit $5,000,000 per BTC in 2022, and were ordered to stop allowing their users to convert between the currencies. USD based stablecoins were declared illegal to hold under penalty of death, and the organizations that minted them were shut down.
There was a period of six years of extreme poverty and famine, which came to be known as the darkest time in human history. The people called it “the long night”.

Yes?

COPE during pic related

ITT
>age
>amount of chainlink you own

I'll start
>40
>~150k

Post you rarest LINK memes
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Can't wait for the day i throw 1 link at anoying btc shills to go away back to plebit

Anybody looking at the LINK charts.....its gaining power being constantly denied that bottom its testing

>>16004887
I know right?! Havent seen anything this dumb in the market since Ethereum in early 2017.

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