/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bros...that wick was so fast. Im unironically financial scared

The Avengers arent going to come and save us are they?

>>30010643
I am so fucking jaded by this market that I can't tell if this a joke or not.

>>27337569
We will eat the bugs
We will be happy

Newfag from /pol/ here, looking for crypto advice.
I’ve been hearing people talk about all sorts of different prices on coins (like 35k, 40k) but robinhood only has bitcoins around 33,000.

Where can I get the more expensive bitcoins? I don’t want to buy these cheap ones in case they don’t work.

Woke up yesterday to the largest transfer of wealth in history and came home today. Can't even buy on Robinhood.

I just realized the forex strategy ive been working on can’t work because apparently hedging your positions is illegal in America or something.
I can’t stand it bros, I’m going to be poor forever. Why the fuck can I use hedging on the forex just because I live in the US?

Here’s what I need from a forex broker
>US legal
>every order has independent stop losses
>hedging DOES NOT close positions
Wanted:
>higher margins are better
>ability to trade options better

Please help. I can’t take it anymore.

I really don't like jews.